Rei Ayanami or Stocking Anarchy

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Neither

Stocking is a fat pig.

I'm a fat bastard so Stocking

To me the concept of a waifu fails at the consideration of consent.
I just cannot imagine the girls I am interested in ever reciprocating those feelings. I'm not the sort of person that would attract any of them.

The only way for me to visualize having relations with anime girls is to include the implication of force, ie rape.

Stocking, I like Rei, but Stocking has more meat on her tits and ass, and is more likely to femdom me.

Rei Ayanami vs Stocking Anarchy

Which of them would win in a hotdog eating contest? The question of the century

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Same. Cursed are we who cannot drink the sweet nectar of self-delusion. What I would do to pull the wool over my own eyes and sink into self-assuring fantasies of loving and being loved...

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I would be honored to take Stocking as my lawfully wedded wife.

Stocking is only okay because she is constantly around her hoe sister. It's like when a average girl is next to an ugly one. Take panty away and stocking is a weird hoe

Rei is emaciated

Rei would refuse to participate in a contest on the grounds of being a vegetarian.

(They're tofu hotdogs)

Rei is 14 and I would be jailed if seen with her in public. Stocking is over 18, and I wouldn't need a lawyer. Stocking's thiccness is a nice little bonus too.

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>Rei turns all the veggie hot dogs in the world into orange juice
>Rei transforms into a giant 1000s of km tall
>Rei drinks all the orange juice

>this is against the rules of the contest, but no judge is left to criticize her for it

both worst girls from their respective series

ever since i've started lifting i've felt worthy of jacking off to more attractive anime characters

>better design and character
Rei
>muh sex
Stocking

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And?

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>and is more likely to femdom me.
Stocky is a submissive type that enjoys bondage. Though I guess she still would be *more* likely if only because Rei would be a dead fish in bed.

The one that has taken the least amount of dicks.