There's literally no reason why Kazuma doesn't want to fuck Aqua

There's literally no reason why Kazuma doesn't want to fuck Aqua
>"He sees her like a sister"
Literally makes no sense, lyou portray a character as a pervert then when he sees a pantyless goddess he turns into a monk? Complete Bullshit

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He doesn't fuck Aqua because she's ugly, the whole "sister" thing is just a nice way to put it so she isn't offended.

You're thinking of megumi, this one is Aqua

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she had the jk materialistic attwhore personality and it turned him off, he changes his mind by the end

she has a nice body but getting to know her kills any attraction, hard to actually want to put it into a damegami

He sees her as too stupid and annoying to be seen as a woman. Accept it.

She's so retarded he can't even see her as an object of sexual attraction she's like a toddler stuck in a woman's body. You might be close to her level of intelligence since you made this thread.

Why does it bother so many people that they aren't a couple?

>She's [headcanon]
Just accept it makes no sense for a teenage boy (that is portrayed as a pervert) to not feel any sexual attraction to this

Thats not headcanon, its from the books.

Why can't people accept that?

>The canon is that he sees her as a sister
>NO I DONT ACCEPT THE CANON
>well a better explanation that expands on that is that aqua is a lazy and rude retard that acts like a dependent baby sister and normal people dont want to fuck their lazy and rude baby sister
>BUT THATS NOT CANOOON
go kill yourself retard.

He's lived with her and thinks she's gross, even if she's sexy. Besides, he knows Megumeme and Dorkness are better.

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He doesn't want Darkness either. Or if he did, he changed his mind after she tried to rape him.

Yes this show has bad writing.

Oh so Kazuma Is asexual and everytime he acts as a pervert he's just pretending for whatever weird reason ok got it, Since when do teenage boys don't fuck girls because of their personality retards? Did any of you went to high school?

Kazuma is attracted to:
-Eris
-Megumin
-Wiz
-Lalatina
-Yunyun
-Random girls
Kuzuma isn't attracted to:
-Aqua because she's like an annoying and retarded dog

I don't see why this bothers you so much.

Are you projecting your personal preferences onto Kazuma? You are not him and he is not you.

He's just not that into you.

>There was no bowl winner at the end of the LN
Based, familychads won. Megumemes can die on a fire.

>likes boobs and thicker women
>ends up with a flatshit
LMAO get FUCKED

In the first few episodes they spent months working odd jobs, getting drunk and sleeping in barns. If they didn't fuck then, they never will.

I thought Megumin won.

ALL I WANT IS AN ANSWER, how does a TEENAGE BOY (portrayed as a PERVERT) see THIS and goes
>Nah no interest
If you said he's gay would make more sense

BECAUSE SHE ANNOYS HIM TOO MUCH.

What are you not getting?

To those saying Aqua is too annoying and retarded to be fuckable, even to a perverted teenage boy I ask you this:
Do you/would you want to fuck Aqua?

Checkmate.

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Fuck off you retarded freak.

No.

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We aren't Kazuma. Our answer is irrelevant.

SINCE WHEN DOES DICK CARE ABOUT PERSONALITY YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD???
>NO REPLY

As one night stand? Sure. The thing is Kazuma lives with her and has a relationship that goes near a family one. Fucking her would mean also taking care of the retard for life. Kazuma is too smart to stick his dick on crazy. A man to admire.

>SINCE WHEN DOES DICK CARE ABOUT PERSONALITY
Apparently way more than you seem to think.

If you're a man it's relevant

>relationship that goes near a family one
Fucking how?
>Fucking her would mean also taking care of the retard for life
How so?

Not worth it. I have made that mistake once and it cost me 3 years of my life.
If you ever regret not marrying your high school waifu, it probably wouldn't have ended well anyway.

Nah this is a plothole the guy sees a panty less goddess everyday and feels nothing? He's either gay or eunuch

Okay, then no. I'd probably casually befriend her, but anything more than that is like caring for a special needs child, always making sure she doesn't get herself killed or maimed.

Are you Aqua? Is that why you're so stupid?

He's so dumb for ditching that sexy brown chick with the massive penis. She clearly wanted to be dominated and abused. It's way easier to cater to submissive penis havers than submissive birthing people.

Watch or read the fucking show. How can you ask such retard questions?

You had sex for 3 years straight?

Come on you're just trying to make your point work you're telling me if you saw this everyday you would make no advances? And try to best friend her? what the fuck

sex =/= pledge for marriage and kids for the rest of your life you virgins

Nah. Maybe a one nighter if she really, really begs, but otherwise Aqua is a burden.

>rewatched the first few episodes of Konosuba during downtime at a con this weekend
>some faggot zoomer spent a full hour and a half loudly whining about how misogynistic everything was AND reacting to everything with "BRUH!"

Why aren't we gatekeeping more aggressively is the better question

you could have shown them a real faggot and raped them

I'm too handsome and muscular to go to cons

I watched the first season and I have no idea how their relationship is a familial one. Especially at the beginning when sexo would had been the most likely.

Sometimes after you spend so much time with a person you view them as family. Its not rocket science.

They have a bromance.

Yes, it was pretty good. Perfect size boobs, too.
She was an insane control freak, though. I eventually decided to pack my things and leave, it was like 5 years ago.