How do I get into Strike Witches?

How do I get into Strike Witches?

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Okay this is gonna sound complex I know but bear with me. You watch episode 1.

watch strike witches

You watch Brave Witches

watching it

gently, they're very small

Pull their panties down first.

These are girls willing to strap jet engines to their legs.
They can take a bit of thrust.

lube, lots of lube

push it in

>You watch episode 1
Also remember first episode of first season of original show

Ideal viewing order is: Tweeny Witches -> Brave Witches -> Burn the Witch -> 501st Butai Hasshin Shimasu! -> World Witches Hasshin Shimasu! -> Strike Witches OVA -> Strike Witches: Road to Berlin -> Operation Victory Arrow -> Strike Witches Movie -> 501st Butai Hasshin Shimasu Movie -> Strike Witches 2 -> Strike Witches -> Luminous Witches

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Some of them will sleep right through it

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I hate the plot. I hate the fights. I hate the action.

Blitz her schwerpunkt

I got into id by reading the Afrika and Suomi spinoff. Shame I don't think it ever got fully translated. Been a while.

Yoshika is such an enjoyable MC

Are you not entertained?

>Luminous Witches
just drive them over with your car

You love the pantsu.

Strike Witches anime season 1, 2, OVA, Movie, 3
Brave Witches
Luminous Witches

If you are feeling autistic then the various manga and novels.

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>Shame I don't think it ever got fully translated
They were dropped and I'm not talking about the translations. Witches never seems to go anywhere aside from 501 anime.

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Step 1: be a pedo fuck lolicon that dreams of little girls in tight outfits

In all seriousness, I think even moving half the velocity, any top speed or sudden movement shown in the anime, I believe would easily break their backs and or legs. One of the few animes where I think adding more clothing would make more sense

Enter the cockpit

it's magic user

First step is to accept Karlsland supremacy.

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It's all fantasy to the extreme. The wind sheer on their eyes at say 130mph is enough to damage their eyes over time. These old planes could hit 440mph by the way. Now the magic they output is enough to give all the girls super strength since they are handling portable machine guns and even crew served weapons with two hands. Some witches are even firing full cannons in some instances.

Ultimately it's all explained away with magic.

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