What if your waifu actually became real?

Okay let's be honest bros... if your waifu woke up suddently in your room face to face with an autist... it would not go well... how do you guys think it would actually go down?

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Surrender her to the cops.
They would analyze her to see if it was a scam or a legit missing person.

If she is an actual missing person, you can volunteer to keep her temporarily, if she agrees

> Be me
> greassy 300 pound weeb
> have a waifu High Elf Archer from Goblin Slayer, but she is not real
> depression.txt
> try to kill myself by hanging from the ceiling lamp
> rope snaps because of my genetics
> get idea, I will summon my waifu to the real world
> start spending every single good boy point on buying occultism books, ritual supplies and other shit needed to learn to perform my waifu summoning ritual, I even had to get rid of some piss bottles to get extra GBP
> after months of experimentation, I'm ready to perform the ritual while my bitch mom is out for the weekend, took alot of convincing to le me be without my babysitter, after all I'm only 35
>start drawing arcane symbols in virgin blood on the living room floor
> use my own blood for obious reasons, have to utilize a figurine of my glorious waifu High Elf Archer as a conduit for the ritual
> pronounce some autistic chants as demonic voices wishper on my ear
> place the figurine of my beloved High Elf Archer on the center of the ritual circle
> the symbols start to fucking glow bright red
> ohshititsworking.apk
> the figurine starts to vibrate and melt, can feel the room quickly heating up which makes my armpits extremely sewaty
> almost collapse due to my own armpit stank
> there are glowing particles emanating from the cirle and the entire room is starting to vibrate
> after 5 whole minutes of this shit the lights go out and soon after the particles dissipate
> MY WAIFU IS STANDING ON MY LIVING ROOM IN THE FLESH! I did it bros
> immediately waddle towards her and open my arms ready to embrace her on a sweaty hug
> the ungrateful bitch moves out of the way of my loving embrace looking like she is going to throw up and screams "WHAT THE HELL WHERE AM I!? WHO ARE YOU"

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This is pasta, isn't it?

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Wrote it myself... give me some tips user and I'll let you know how it goes

tl;dr
Get out

I have no waifu.

But if I did, she would be disgusted and try to leave as quickly as possible. Can't say I blame her.

It wouldn't go well because she would have no idea who I was. I'd rather get sent to her world and meet her under ideal conditions than bringing her here suddenly.

she'd become extremely unsettling once in the 3D world

My waifu is a robot so I guess there won't be any problems