He says he doesn’t want to get in the robot
He says he doesn’t want to get in the robot
Joseph Howard
Joseph Gray
Wait, how did you get this number?
Jaxson Hughes
Take him to Detroit
Noah Roberts
Ian Thompson
Alexander Baker
>moshi moshi, Ghostu Suipa Mikami desu?
Austin Thomas
B-bossu?
James Flores
Urawa-kun what?
Xavier Reyes
I want to get in the robot
Aiden Gomez
tell him he has no choice
Robert Perry
Shirou? I'm hungry. Bring snacks.
Ryder Nelson
Isaac Cox
Uh Huh. Well I'm sure that must be heartbreaking.
Lucas Roberts
Connor Foster
Have you tried sucking his cock?
Mason Evans
Jonathan Ramirez
>...Tell him I love him and I'm sorry for being such a terrible father
Luis Morales
Mason Rogers
Isaac Wood
>What?
>He doesn't want to get in the robot.
>What do you mean?
>Do I have to repeat myself for a second time?
>No, it's just that... Why? Why doesn't he want to get in the robot.
>Fuck if I know. He's a teenage boy, his IQ is like 10 at best.
>It's literally a giant robot, though. Who doesn't want to pilot one?
>Again, I have no idea. I'd kill to pilot an Eva. But Shinji's... Well, different.
>What do you mean?
>Well, I kinda saw something weird in a hospital security camera.
>What?
>He... uh... he masturbated over Asuka's comatose body.
>...what
>You heard me.
>He... jerked off to a vegetable?
>As said, a teenage boy.
>Fucking hell
>But anyway, about the robot. How do we get him in it?
>"Anyway"? Are we just skipping past the "slinging his goo at a dead girl part?"
>Sir, the world is ending
>Fuck the world, I want to know why my son thinks it's appropriate to---
>Sir. We have more pressing matters. And it's not like you're completely innocent eith---
>Ritsuko you fucking imbecile, I might be a morally questionably, scheming bastard, but have I EVER yanked my crank at an unconscious woman?
>Dude, I agree it's weird as hell, but I still think it's more important to get him in that robot and go save the world. We can just institutionalize him later.
>Ritsuko, you don't get it. If he saves us all, we'll forever be the civilization saved by a sexual deviant, a degenerate, is that what you want?
>What do you mean?
>I'm saying that if Shinji's our last, best hope, maybe we should just let the angels win
>Gendo, what are you saying
>I'm saying that if Shinji's our only chance, fuck this gay earth
>Aren't you being a bit harsh, man? I mean, towards the world?
>You don't get it, Ritsuko. I've been through some shit. That kid is the only thing I still have saide from the soul of my dead wife, bound into a giant robot.
>What
>Never mind what, I'm saying that I actually cared for Shinji, but now I'm not so sure if I want my son inside my dead wife
Liam Ortiz
HE SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO INTO THE BED WITH GIRL.
Brandon Nguyen
Tell him I saw what he was doing last night with that postcard from Misato, and that I'll tell her if he doesn't get in.