Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is Vermeil, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day riding dinosaurs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures in the necronomicon.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the top succubus 500 years ago, and still am, and I can amplify mana like crazy. What magicks do you cast, other than "jack off to dragons"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging boytoy (I just blew him; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Thanks for assuming I can afford a dinosaur, it means a lot to me

Kys, faggotard

Do you know where to get one? I don't think I can afford it but I want to set a goal so I can afford one in the future.

Now there's a vintage meme

I'm afraid I can't help you. It's not something we in the slums worry about ever affording. Perhaps ask someone in the upper quarter.

Who cares about pussy? Riding dinosaurs is fucking cool.

Alright miss

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the academy of magic, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in dragon warfare and I'm the top rider in the entire Dragonriders. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the country and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can roast you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dragonrider fingerbang fireballs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, whore.

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I missed this meme so much.

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This looks like a wish fulfillment anime.

>Kys
Kill yourself, underage redditor. If you don't recognize this old pasta, you don't deserve to post here at all.

Shohtababy

Find.

a.

FLAW.

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Not currently in my lap

Yes. But it is big tiddy onee-san wish fulfillment. A rarity and very important distinction.

Her boot isn't squeezing my balls right at this moment

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To short

I can't believe they showed this on daytime TV

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Nothing, but it's kind of weird her face alone made her look like a psychotic shota.

literally fucks off forever after 2 episodes

Commit suicide.

I thought Vermeil was the only good thing about this show, so now there are two reasons to keep watching this generic trash.
It's more interesting than Engage Kiss at any rate, which is an even more generic battle show with added chuuni.

You saw no tits or vagina so it didn't count.
I can't believe this show has no nipples though, it's a wasted opportunity.

No dick.

...

Not having nipples is better than poorly-drawn nipples though, and ecchi isn't merely a main focus since this show is meant to be a shounen battle academy romcom but slightly sexier.