Colonel or whatever from Hellsing Ultimate

Why did he hate Britain so much? Why didn't he attack Moscow or NY instead?
Is it because Hellsing's mangaka just doesn't know anything about Russia or Murrica?

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He's old school

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and why does she smoke so much, is it a symbolism for liking cock?

Then what was the purpose of a yuri scene with Seras? Does she swing both ways or something?

Man, this show is so fucking degenerate... I shudder to think how many Hail Mary's I'll need to say when I'm done with it

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>Why did he hate Britain so much?
Its common sense

its what he was programed to do, he was a cyborg

well, I guess his programmer was Alan Turing who wanted to get back at Britain for executing him for le geh

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oh great a eurasianism reference

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I will never forgive gays for stealing Turin's genius from mankind. Imagine his contributions to computer science if he had lived until old age. We are at least 20 years behind schedule in that field.

>"I want to create the greatest bloodbath the world has ever seen!"
>Attacks london with all of his immortal forces, fails miserably and then dies acting smugly for no reason
Okay? What was the point? It wasn't even a war, just one small battle, not even that gory one, if he aimed for omnicide he should have attacked nuclear superpowers or trick them into bombarding one another. I mean he had Immortal vampire spies planted all over the world, there were plenty of better ways to use those resources.

>We are at least 20 years behind schedule
According to who?
Yikes, Morgan, of it's you, stop shitposting you have an update to roll out

see

they also parodying LoGH here or something

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>He doesn't know about the perfidious albion

more like Anal Turing amirite

ehehehehe

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did you miss the part where he literally spells out the fact that his one and only goal was to defeat alucard? he dies smiling because he achieved his goal.

The Major wanted two things: to give his men a final war worth dying in and to defeat Alucard. The venue of the war didn't matter, Hellsing just happened to be located near London.

>fails miserably
He killed every single london citizen.
>What was the point?
Death in battle, also to defeat alucard, the one enemy he deemed monstrous enough
>he aimed for omnicide
Not what he wanted.

No I remember that, but he had two goals, greatest war and defeating the "true" immortal, and he fails at both of them.

Er strafe es!

b-but... if a joke is laughable, it's a good joke you dumb cunt... what shit criticism... 0/10 ngmi

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Didn't they also attack usa? I remember there being a line about white house getting attacked by vampires

>be fat fuck major
>just want a good war against a strong enemy
>decide hellsing seems strong enough, time to wage war
>engage alucard, a literal demigod
>btfo him so badly he takes several decades to recover
>also raze london to the ground as a nice bonus
surely you can understand why he was smiling and laughing

kek

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You don't?

All women crave cunt.

Now this almost useless character and his final stand speech made me feel a bit. I rate him 5/10, fairly realistic.

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It's because he was trying to save the world

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