Why can't Twilight just steal the identity of a family with an elite child and get the mission over with in 1 week?
Why can't Twilight just steal the identity of a family with an elite child and get the mission over with in 1 week?
Jason Jones
Blake Robinson
>speedreader
Julian Thomas
I want to fuck Roland.
Ayden Gomez
because NTR is wrong.
he shouldn't be stealing another man's wife and child.
Logan Butler
because the author needs a premise that permits funny situations.
An autistic assassin wife and a clumsy savant works better for a story.
Benjamin Howard
Using someone else's identity could work in the short term, but Strix is a long-term operation, and the longer he keeps that up, the greater the risk of arousing suspicion, potentially causing Donovan (being as cautious as he is) to stop attending events at Eden altogether and leave WISE with no other opportunity to contact him.
Or at least, that's the manga's explanation.
William Bailey
Help me build the Loidman AU
Gabriel Nelson
>Why can't Twilight just steal the identity of a family with an elite child
How would he do that?
Caleb Rodriguez
>Step 1: Kidnap Husband of elite family
>Step 2: Skinwalk in his place
Ayden Anderson
Why can't Twilight just steal the identity of the head of the SSS and have the whole lot unwittingly work for WISE instead?
Why can't Twilight just steal the identity of the leader of Ostania's government and take over the entire country?
Why can't Twilight just fly the eagles to Mordor?
Jordan Reyes
Because you are an autist with zeri ability to suspend disbelief for a funny family SoL.
Brandon King
I love the great lengths axeman goes to preempt “ummmm but why don’t they just do x????” only for braindead speedreaders to miss it anyway
Jonathan Williams
that would leave a trail that's much easier to be traced back to
good think you aren't a spy OP, you'd be dead the day after you got hired
Dominic Powell
soon...
Elijah Sullivan
thats why speedreaders like you wont have low iq like those hunter x hunter people, you just wont get spyxfamily plot ever. even if you read it a lot of times
Joseph Adams
>Agent Twilight, there is a significant risk that people will question why you haven't knocked up your smoking hot wife yet. It is imperative for maintaining your cover identity that you study this calendar detailing her projected menstrual cycle for the next eight months, and engage in coitus with her on every circled date.
Grayson Reyes
>every day is circled
Anthony Cook
>Anya just got her 8th tonitrus, we'll receive her expulsion letter before the week is over! Operation Strix has failed, the world is doomed!
>Calm down Twillight, think everything over rationally. First things first I need to pull out. I'll ask Handler for help in staging my death, this means the Forgers can move on without the father of the family.
>Next step, I must gain access to Donnovan Desmond. He's extremely paranoid so he's rarely seen outside of his family circle. Disguisng myself as a child would be impossible even for me, leaving only one option: I must kill and then become his wife!
Joshua Davis
Didn't his wife already die, or am I confusing this with another story?
John Thompson
Why doesn't he just take the role of Anya in school?
Joshua Cooper
we don't know. we have never seen or heard about her.
James Rogers
remember that Twillight cockblocked himself.