With the previous DBS thread reaching bump limit and being on page 10, and there being no other DBS threads up, it's time for a new thread to discuss the most popular, successful, and talked about franchise to come out of Japan.
How do we feel about nu-Broly being a complete and utter joke?
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BEAST.
Dragon Ball is and always has been shit.
This series is more fun when they're running and hiding from the villain and making plans than when they actually fight them.
>most influential work ever produced
>shit
Ok
>saiyans
Shit
>slurpza
Irrelevant
>androids
defeated
>incells
Squashed
>buu
Tamed
>shitrus
Scared
>jobren
Weak
>broly
Broken
>status
Undefeated
NOW KNEEl
>muh influence
Doesn't stop it from being poorly-written, boring shit.
CHADS.
I refuse to call the swarthy ape from Vampa, “Broly.” He isn’t Broly, not in the slightest. He’s an overly-emotional, weak, and subservient bitch who followed his daddy’s demands up until Frieza killed him. On top of this, he seems to have some type of developmental issue, perhaps low to mid functioning autism, and he’s in his 50’s. Meanwhile, they took Bulma, painted her green, dyed her hair white, and slapped her onto this new creature, whom I’ll just refer to as Tarzan from now on. In Super Hero, Tarzan and Green Bulma aren’t even in a relationship, despite the hamfisted foreshadowing present in Tarzan’s film. On top of that, Beerus thinks she’s cute. Beerus is based on Toriyama’s cat, and Toriyama himself described Green Bulma as the type of girl he’s into, so Beerus legitimately has a higher chance of getting with her than Tarzan. He doesn’t even train with Goku and Vegeta, he “can’t.” He’s also weaker than Jiren, and Beerus, and many others by the end of Super Hero, and if you go by the manga continuity, he’s not even worth mentioning when Goku asks Whis who the universe’s strongest are. To recap, Tarzan is:
>mentally stunted, most likely a low-functioning autist if not a retard
>weak as fuck
>a cuckold
>irrelevant
>subservient to a fault
>50+ years old, and still a virgin
He is not Broly, and he never will be.
I mean, Dragon Ball was the blueprint for Naruto, and that in itself produced a metric ton of worms that is still a plague today.
But enough about
>He’s an overly-emotional, weak, and subservient bitch who followed his daddy’s demands up until Frieza killed him
...So he's Broly.
>literally can't even make an argument because the only anime he knows is Faggot Ball
You save Broly and Bardock from being rewritten and even have their stories canonized with minimal changes, but two other characters must now take the nostalgia-fall and you have to deal with seeing them for the next 5 years. Who do you choose?
>BEJITA-SAMA
*shits diaper*
>PLEASE
*shites diaper even more*
>KISS
*shits diaper so much it starts to overflow*
>MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shits diaper to the point it is unchangeable*
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Kill yourself.
That Cell Jr is not falling backwards, his body is clearly leaning forward as he punches a JobShinHan who just missed his attack.
Literally just raped your brain into giving me another (You).
>Kamehama is orange
Have I been lied to?
>shites
Pui Pui and Cui.
Slug and Android 21.
Nothing of value lost.
>pretending to be retarded
>filler
Culer and Cell.
Bejita the MANLET fighting the pink terror
Goku called his ki blast a fireball once.
>orange
???
He's clearly baiting. Why else would he post that in every single thread after arguing with people about it every single time?
>No argument against CHADCHADCHAD punching that little BITCH in the face
TOO easy.
Meanwhile this is how the CHAMP handles the pink menace
If I have to stick solely to movie characters, then I nominate Bojack and Turles.
Turles and Android 13. Nobody cares about these guys.
Could Jiren defeat him?
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Yes.
I am colorblind.
I'm guessing it's some kind of manga thing? Naruto's rasengan was yellow in the manga as well but blue in the anime.
Fuck off, cunt.
Name 5 non-entry-level anime. (Hint: Faggot's Balls is so entry level it makes actual entry level shit look good)
>american soundtr-
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Listen to this manlet
>Gojira bing bong soundtrack
How the hell the planet wasn't destroyed is something I'll never understand
>Have I been lied to?
You have not.
It's just some fan-coloring. Toriyama colors it blue or white.
>burgers cannot watch the Saiyan Arc because there are zero Faulconer tracks
BEAST
Ki control.
CHADmitomo and Naoki CHADto >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHITconer and SHITkuchi
>>Gojira
Shit meme. It's based on martial arts fantasy music from old kung fu films...because DB is a martial arts fantasy.
The man was a fan of fucking Jackie Chan.
Dirty Pair
Urusei Yatsura
To Love Ru
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya
Oriemo
Sumitomo music all sounds the same
>Fateshit
>not entry level
>gurgling sounds
Bro are you retarded? the original movie broly was also mentally stunted and everything else you just described.
>n-n-n-not...
SILENCE, little WHORE.
Yes, Fateshit is entry level, you fucking faggot.
>Name [irrelevant moeshit]
Why?
What the fuck is an "entry anime"?
How do I get a gf who likes dragon ball?
>can't do it
That's what I thought, you stupid fucking casual.
>Y-y-yes, FateKINO is- ACK!
Even with ki control it would be impossible. not only were they fighting with killing intent, their power level was too high to have no side effects, In cell saga the entire galaxy could be destroyed easily.
Akira should never have blown up the moon in DB
I'm more of a Cardcaptorbro, myself.
>more satan K I N O
Yes please