Japanese ex-PM is shot dead by a lone wolf gunman

its an inside job....

RIP, I miss the memes about him and SnK

>Let’s focus on the woman and not all the men who failed to do their jobs too
She was the one closet to him. He would have unironically survived if that's a man who shielded him with his body.

>ignore incompetence if it has a pretty face

I can't believe how nobody ducked after hearing that huge cannon. it's like they've never had a shooting in japan before.

What kind of legal charges will she face for failing her job?

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Dead Fascist oh no :(

>That smug face implying that she was better than men
I wonder if she can still keep it after years of joblessness and homelessness that will come.

Now you're getting it.

Why focus on her, they all fucked this up. It looks like no one was taking it seriously because something like this is ridiculously improbable there. Which is stupid but there you go.

Idk but sentenced to being the national cumdumpster when the culprit is forced to watch while being tortured would be kino

Another manga like Shamo based on the new guy would be great.

A lot of people think the CIA had JFK killed, because installing puppet governments is their entire job, and a big pile of evidence. Did they do this too? Was Japan resisting something too much?

He wasn't even the active PM

>That frail body
Who the fuck would let someone like that to protect his life? Is it senility?

he complain too much

Was he still actively influential like Al Gore was for so long?

Was he shot by a real shotgun or just a DIY pipe gun? I see pictures of the weapon bound in what looks like duct tape so I'm leaning to the latter

They probably believed Izanagi and Izanami would protect them.

What the fuck, it’s real.

Who is going to save Japan from declining birth rate now that Abe is gone?

God I hope someone makes doujins of this

She probably gave good head.

It was diy

by me

He was still a big political figure, maybe the most influential one, even. He was actually killed in the middle of a campaign speech giving support to a candidate.

>He wasn't even the active PM
He was the shadow PM. The current dude answered to him.

Remember how the Secret Service backed off of Kennedy's car just seconds before his brains were splattered all over it?

No, she needs marriage and impregnation correction to satisfy Abe's dream

>it's like they've never had a shooting in japan before.
exactly

DIY pipe gun, not a real weapon.

Was she part of the resistance that fights against the patriarchal rule that Abe advocated?

Good luck user. Maybe you impregnate as much Japanese women as you can. We can't tank you enough for your sacrifice

>'subtle' attempt at misogyny

DYI, that’s more than likely why people were confused and didn’t react immediately because they didn’t recognize what it was.

Around 10 people are killed per year in Japan by guns. The number is really small. People at the location initially thought the noise was from fireworks.

I hope there's a Nyoron meme out of this.

It's over...

>killing 0.2 seconds
Killing what?

Don't worry, Goro will take care of her

No. Now Abe's ghost will possess men to rape women and posses women to get them gangbanged. He will never stop.

user...
*cough*
I don't think I'm going to make it this time.
Don't cry, it wasn't your fault.
*cough cough*
But... I have one last wish, user...
One last selfish request from this old man.
*wheeze*
You... must have sex
*cough*
You must cum inside a cute japanese girl.
Do it for this country.
Have sex for me user... promise... you... will......

HER JOB WAS TO PROTECT HIS LIFE EVEN AT THE COST HER OWN LIFE
HE WAS MURDERED, SHE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM THE ENTIRE TIME
SHE FAILED TO DO HER JOB
HER ONE FUCKING JOB

Why wasn't he wearing a bulletproof vest anyway?

YWNBAW

>competence is determined by sex
You're the sexist one here, now shut the fuck up

His security advisors didn't think it was necessary.

>Why wasn't he wearing a bulletproof vest anyway?
Exactly this. I don't understand. He knew that many desired his death right?

Bazooka

What a fun year

Locals and witnesses say Abe's final words were apparently have sex

It's understandable. He dreamed to implement a Handmaid's Tale society upon Japan. Any woman would want to prevent him.

He was shot in the throat. He would have needed a bulletproof turtleneck.

Yeah. Lotta huge distractions being orchestrated. Makes me wonder what they're really up to. Something big that everyone would really hate if they were paying attention.

Does she have any fanart yet?

How would one even go about treat injuries from a home made pipegun? Similar to gunshot wounds? Any medfags to expound because the surgeons sure sounded confused as heck

It's summer, those things get pretty hot, especially under a suit. Not that I'd know, but it's easy to imagine that that's the case.

because that makes him look weak

Who will win, an average man or an average woman? Also who usually provides the family

If you're gonna misrepresent the dead, at least make it funny.

killing bite

Apparently the neck wounds were fairly small, but he had a huge gaping hole in his heart. I'd wager the latter was what killed him.

The wound that killed him was the bullet in the chest though.

>Something big that everyone would really hate if they were paying attention.
fuel, food, baby, and freedom shortages

maybe this advisors need to get shot