"You stupid pervert, I didn't mean to get THAT up!"

>"You stupid pervert, I didn't mean to get THAT up!"

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IT JUST GOT UP BY ITSELF IN THE MORNING GEEEZ !!

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is your fault, now do something to fix it

You WILL take responsibility for it, won't you?

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why didn't shinji have rei be the childhood friend and asuka the new student in school?

Perv

I hate evangelion so much

Both men and women experience increased blood flow to the genitals every morning. It doesn't appear to be related to sexual dreams.

If she stopped being such a tsundere and had sex sex with Shinji they would have been able to save the world in the end and stop the reset.

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I think the moral of Evangelion tis that femoids suck

>Is it always that small?

>I will never get to experience Asuka humiliating my cock and making me jealous

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consider this asuka

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Asukafaggots are easily the most mentally ill people in this fandom and dogshit threads like these are proof.

I think Misato is best girl but if you aren't at least entertained by Asuka's antics you must be severely autistic

Kensuke simulator?

I just hate annoying retards

You must hate and yourself then

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That would have made more sense, and foreign girls have a better win rate in Harems.

Why?

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yeah im considering it alright

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>increased blood flow to the genitals
I'm the only one who gets creeped out by the fact that the reason why we get erect is because of blood? Like, you are literally touching meat with your blood overflowing inside while jerking off, when i think about it my erection ends instantly.

>he doesn't know
we actually grow a 207th bone