Thoughts on Mojito?
Dragon Ball Super
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Eli Jenkins
the angels are evil.
Tyler Cruz
>Mojito
really?
jesus christ
Adrian Sanchez
Lolicon
Leo Butler
Zeno is evil and so are the Angels. Hearts had the right idea, these fuckers need to bow out. Zalama was the true God and creator of the multiverse.
Daniel Ortiz
God is evil and so are the Angels. Lucifer had the right idea, these fuckers need to bow out. Demiurge was the true God and creator of the multiverse.
Brody Collins
Zamasu? Rukia stomps.
Jiren? Rukia stomps.
Bills? Rukia stomps.
Broly? Rukia stomps.
Frieza? Rukia stomps.
Cell? Rukia stomps.
Androids? Rukia stomps.
Majin Buu? Rukia stomps.
Shin? Rukia stomps.
King Kai? Rukia stomps.
Zeno? Rukia stomps.
Shenron? Rukia STOMPS.
Ruki-chan SOLOS your whole verse.
Jeremiah Cook
Mojito showed us.. that we could have a better, darker plot. But.. Toyotaro... the Toriyama....they didn't let the Toeis continue with the dark God angel rebellion story.
Nathan Evans
>Jiren?
Nothing to see here, I LOVE JIREN STRONGEST OF THE STRONG
Evan Hernandez
...like Bejita.
Brandon Thompson
You got it flipped around, Zeno is the Demiurge, Zalama is God, and Hearts is the gnostic who saw beyond the Demiurge's veil.
Lucas Ross
Don't worry when the anime returns this year we'll get the rebellion arc that ends with Goku become the next Zeno.
Noah Wright
Forced meme.
Cooper Davis
He's evil.
Isaiah White
Not an argument.
Logan Howard
Sextoko
Jonathan Foster
What's a meme
Noah Anderson
The schizojita poster is my new favorite poster.
Julian Evans
Isaiah Carter
Nicholas Phillips
Jiren fucking sucks and he lost
Adrian Diaz
CanonCHADs... GET HYPED
We are FINALLY back
Jonathan Jones
Everyone already knows that.
Nathaniel Hughes
30kgs of what?
Zachary Barnes
>WOW Chi-Chi! Bejita-sama must've fed you a lot hahaha
James Garcia
About time.
Jack Roberts
Martial Arts books, Goku is somewhat of a scholar after becoming friends with Jiren.
Gabriel Taylor
She's so hot. Shame she's a lesbian, but every show needs a worst girl.
Jason Nelson
Hi guys
Julian Carter
Pretty sure it’s chicken
Anthony Hall
Nah, Chadren won and Shitku is a kissless jobber.
Ian Garcia
>Hahahahahahahaha
Done? Done
Jace Moore
I think I saw one of those things in the audience of one of the tournaments.
Alexander Long
>Bejita
We only discuss relevant characters here
Thomas Adams
Austin Fisher
Colton Morris
Angel Murphy
>cuckold fantasies
Isaiah Reed
Chicken.
Joshua Nguyen
Gokubros are HEROES.
Jacob Collins
Hi again
Mason Scott
Done like Jiren in the tournament because he fucking lost
Owen Harris
>Score?
3-0
Charles Flores
>Satoko
>A Lesbian
Run.
I'll catch up to you in 3000 seconds no matter where you are.
... BANKAI
Bentley Stewart
>he doesn't eat cyclops goat
You'll never be as strong as Goku.
Noah Wilson
Aesthetics? Broly.
Brody Powell
Hey it's me Goku! I just wanna give a big shoutout to my best pal Bejita! He's never been to most talkative guy, but recently he's been coming over lately and spar with my wife, Chichi! Thanks to this sparring he's been way more talkative to my wife, saying that he's been "Coming out" to her. He's always had trouble expressing his feelings, and it's great he has someone to talk to, my wife no less! Man it's wonderful to see my best buddy and my Chichi spend time together. During the sparring matches, me and Goten like to listen in on what's going on, and the battling sounds crazy! What's awesome is that sometimes I can hear them screaming in pleasure, which must mean they're having a great time! Though something strange happened when I talked to Bulma about it. When I had told her about their sparring, she got really angry! I don't know why though, Bejita and I fight all the time and the most she does is get only a little angry, but here she was furious! Kinda wish me and her would start sparring together, hehe! But anyways about a week later Bejita stopped showing up at our place. Goten told me that Trunks has been sad over Bejita and Bulma fighting, but I don't know what that kid is thinking! Those two fighting sounds awesome! Unfortunately since Bejita was sparring with Bulma now, Chichi has been really sad, I tried to cheer her up by sparring in the bedroom with her too. At first she looked really excited, but when I started punching her, she didn't have her guard up, and got really mad at me! It's not my fault you didn't have your guard up! A lot of time passed and I hadn't heard anything from Bejita or Bulma, that is until all the sudden Bejita came over! He said that him and Bulma had gotten a "Divorce." I don't know what that is, but it sounds delicious! Right when Bejita got here, my wife Chichi immediately started to spar with him again! I'm so happy that they're sparring again!
Anthony Flores
the one above the mha whore is a boy
Jaxson Scott
Evan Brown
I kneel...
I squeal...
My headcanon isn't real...
My friends cheat me...
My wife beats me...
My rival defeats me...
I piss...
I never kiss...
My Spirit Bombs always miss...
I win because it's my job...
I eat like a simian slob...
I'm too dumb to turn the doorknob...
My diaper's full of poo...
My record is 0-2...
I am... the Super Saiyan, Son Goku!
Brody Rivera
Not funny.
Blake Collins
Fucking hot
Brayden Cruz
She's a lesbian you retard she wouldnt go anywhere near your tainted ugly body
Camden Kelly
Dub Buu arc with Faulconer music is peak DB.
Jaxson Richardson
S-Sergey?
Connor Hernandez
Lucas Sanchez
k,b.
Juan Lopez
Hey master roshi long time no see
>g-goku im glad you came to visit
no time for that roshi i need a sparring partner
>oh goku i think you may need someone more on your level for this
no master roshi i insist
>well if you say so, but don't expect the best fight ever
*Goku and roshi spar yet goku ruthlessly snaps roshi's arm*
i think you need to train more this wasn't exciting
>g-goku what happened to you this isn't like you
cmon roshi, fighting is exciting
let me try to push your limits
*goku pins roshi down with his foot and presses down*
>GOKU STOP YOUR HURTING ME
oh cmon roshi aren't you getting excited?
>NO GOKU THIS HURTS PLEASE STOP
hmm let me help push your limits so you can get stronger
*goku slowly and individually breaks each of master roshi's left fingers*
>GOKU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU
Roshi your making me angry i wanted a real fight
i know i can make break your limits another way and help you get stronger
*goku gets on top of roshi pinning him down*
>DAMMIT GOKU WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
*goku's hand slides down roshis ass as he pulls down his loose pants*
You won't be needing these anymore
*goku begins to sweat as he is "getting excited"*
>NO GOKU PLEASE JUST STOP THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE
Too late roshi i need to push your limits
I'm getting excited
*Goku's obvious erection begins to show as Roshi realizes his intention*
>GOKU PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT WHY NOT JUST FIGHT VEGETA
Vegeta won't let me do these kinds of things, besides what's wrong with spending time with my old master?
*Goku said this pressing his body against roshi's back whispering in his ear*
*Roshi stays silent knowing his screams will alert no one, his struggles gone unnoticed even to god*
*Goku presses his erection into Roshi's loose dry ass*
HMPH, wow Roshi this feels great aren't you getting excited?
*Roshi refuses to respond having his self worth stripped from him slowly as Goku's erection reaches farther into him*
Brayden Lopez
Do not fap to this image.
Joseph Gonzalez
>anime filler
Levi Wright
[Deleted]ren the GODDAMN banned....
Christopher Thomas
"B-Bejita-sama, are you saying that there's a way I can get even stronger?" said Goku.
"Of course, Kakarot!" laughed Vegeta. "Lord Beerus showed me! You didn't really think that the Gods of Destruction would rely on something like Ultra Instinct, did you?"
"WAKU WAKU I'm gettin' excited! You've gotta teach me!"
"I can't, Kakarot. Lord Beerus is watching me closely, and he wouldn't approve of me teaching you one of his techniques without his permission. But I know someone who will."
With that, Vegeta activated a Transport Cube, of the type used by the angels.
"Wow, Bejita-sama, where'd you get this?"
"Borrowed it from Whis. Now hurry, the coordinates are already set!"
Goku stepped in the cube, and was whisked off to U6. He stepped out to find himself in Champa's lair, the obese GoD lounging on a couch directly in front of him.
"Ch-Champa-dono? You're gonna teach me?"
"Of course!" chirped Champa, holding out a scrub brush with an extended handle. "Take this sacred sceptre, and clean between my folds."
With a grin, Goku obeyed. He began dutifully scrubbing Champa's greasy, unwashed fat rolls clean, doing his level best to make sure that he cleaned every inch of the chubby feline deity.
Back in U7, Vegeta grinned. By the time Goku found out the truth, Vegeta would be balls-deep in Chi-Chi.
Hudson Moore
>anime canon
Yes.
>SHITnga
Discarded.
Sebastian Sullivan
Give me the uncensored version NOW
Jordan Rivera
Carter Stewart
*TAK*
Bababeeeewe'i
*TAK*
Bababeeeewe'i bebob'u
Bebuhbow'u
Caleb Ross
That makes me happy.
Jaxson Myers
But can you imagine her little feet wrapped around your cock? That would be funny ahah
Kevin Taylor
How do DBS threads always hit post limit multiple times a day despite having no anime and only 1 monthly manga? The movie barely had any plot development so not much to talk about
How the fuck do DBS threads get more activity than other series? AoT has way more to talk about but their threads are slow. Wtf is it about this trash series?
Dylan Reyes
Nah, THIS makes you happy:
Chichi, lock the door and turn the lights down low
And put some lipstick on that's soft and yum
Baby, you ain't got no place to go
I hope he understands
I've been thinking 'bout this all year long
Never knew a Saiyan quite this strong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
For you to kiss your Prince
There's no hurry, don't you worry
You can take your time
Come my little Prince, let's go over
What I had in mind
Chichi, lock the door and turn the lights down low
And put some lipstick on that's soft and yum
Liam Taylor
18 I kneel.
Lucas Torres
>The soap? Yes, I'll get it for you
Kek, what did Jiren mean by this?
Brayden Gonzalez
Schizophrenia.
Aaron Young
Tyler Lopez
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Levi Martinez
Slap yourself in the face, hard.
William Butler
Evan Rivera
UI? Power-up.
Hakai? Has an aura (also a power-up).
BKK? Same as SSBKK.
Hakaishin form? Canonical to the manga.
SSBE? Also canonical to the manga.
Healing powers? Incorporated from the anime.
Darker blue hair? Confirmed by RGB values.
Beerus? Surpassed.
Granola? Filler to be timeskipped.
DBS: Broly? Follows the anime.
New movie? Kinographic benchmark.
Manga? Promotional.
Anime? Canon.
Toriyama? Wrote GT.
Toei? Chad.
Toyo? Taco.
Toyolocos? Kneel.
This reminder? Constant.
You disagree? Schizophrenia.
Meds? Now.
Me? I win.
Boom? btw.
Anthony Morris
Gokuminem - Stan
Chichi's lips are cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Vegeta, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Bra
I read about your father Vegeta too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill herself over some bitch who didn't want her
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Satan
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Nappa too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Goku
Tyler Nguyen
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Jayden Torres
>How do DBS threads always hit post limit multiple times a day despite having no anime and only 1 monthly manga? The movie barely had any plot development so not much to talk about
>
>How the fuck do DBS threads get more activity than other series? AoT has way more to talk about but their threads are slow. Wtf is it about this trash series?
Aaron Ortiz
l'm lNSANE and ALONE.
Caleb Torres
We're not here to talk about Dragon Ball, fucking tourist. We're here to talk about /dbs/. We are our own content. You wouldn't understand with your lame ass threads and characters.
Owen Martin
>Still not getting the joke
Leo Bennett
I like to watch webms of brown people being burnt alive. Is that normal?
Jaxon Parker
Someone make a new thread and let the anti-CHADkufags have this one.
William James
Take off your clothes.
Gavin Nguyen
youtube.com
I like 2-0s - Bejita sama:
Bulma: Oh my God, Beji, look at her lips.
They are so dry. She looks like those vile hags girlfriends.
Who uderstands that Goku. He only talks to her because she
cooks like a total slave, OK. I mean, her butt it's just to flat.
I can't believe she's so loud, like just all day, I mean... gross.
Look! She's such a... BITCH.
I like 2-0's and I can not lie
You Tardkubrothers can't deny
Then one of them walks in with an itty bitty brain
And a stale bait in your face
You get sprung, want shut him up though
'Cause you notice that bait was stuffed
Deep in delusion he's coping
I'm hooked and I can't stop cachinnating
You're kissless, your wife is a witch'a
And take your picture
My hot wife tried to warn me
But with that butt she got makes (me so horny)
Angel James
What if they fought underwater in Dragon Ball? Could a Saiyans body withstand the pressure?
Wyatt Baker
Marry me. Please, I will do anything. Please I'm so lonely
Adam Miller
Like look at this one
It's very funny
James Garcia
I like this thread.
Julian Murphy
>Someone make a new thread and let the anti-CHADkufags have this one.
Robert Thompson
>Moekubitch RAN
KEKAROOOOOO
youtube.com
What do I do to ignore when they mock me?
Do I spam my shitposts blindly?
Do I hide my pride from these bad threads
And give in to their posts that are maddening?
Do I sit here and try to stand it?
Or do I try to catch them red-handed?
Do I read some and get fooled by madness,
Or do I filter everybody and live in loneliness?
Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin
I make the right posts but I'm lost within
I put on my daily fa�ade but then
I just end up getting hurt again
By Jiren (JIREN)
I ask why, but in my mind
I find, the thought Goku himself (HIMSELF)
I ask why, but in my mind
I find, the thought The Prince himself (HIMSELF)
[chorus]
I can't hold on
To what I want when I'm stretched so thin
It's too much shitpost to take in
I can't hold on
To anything watching everything aie
With thoughts of jobbing sinking in
If I turn my back I'm defenseless
And to go blindly seems senseless
If I hide my pride and let it all go on
Then they'll take from me 'till everything is gone
If I let them post I'll be outdone
But if I try to (you) them I'll be outrun
If I'm killed by the questions like "he kissed her?"
Then I'll be buried in the silence of the answer
By Goku (HIMSELF)
I ask why, but in my mind
I find, the thought Jiren himself (HIMSELF)
I ask why, but in my mind
I find, the thought The Prince himself (HIMSELF)
[chorus]
I can't hold on
To what I want when I'm stretched so thin
It's too much shitpost to take in
I can't hold on
To anything watching everyone aie
With thoughts of jobbing sinking in
How do you think I've spammed so much
I'm so afraid, I don't want to job
How do you expect I will know what to do
When all I know is what I parrot from you
Don't you KNOW
I can't tell you how to make it STOP
No matter what I do, how hard I TRY
I can't seem to convince myself WHY
He's stuck on my broken mind
[chorus]
Wyatt Williams
No.
Jackson Martin
Chapter 1: Cabba's feelings...
(*On Beerus's planet*) Cabba sees the beautiful scenery, he starts to
wander around the place in curiousity.
Vegeta glares at Cabba for a bit, and says in a angered tone. "Cabba,
What the hell are you doing?,
that's not how a saiyan is suppose to act...
sniffing flowers, like some pansy".
Cabba replies apologetically,
"I'm so sorry Vegeta...I promise you that
I won't do that anymore."
Vegeta scowls at Cabba
"TRUE Saiyans don't say
'I'm sorry', TRUE Saiyans are
prideful warriors!!!!, TRUE Saiyans
respect each other, and have dignity!!!!...
Unless...you are NOT a TRUE SAIYAN?!!!!!"
Cabba replies, and confidently stands
up tall, "I am a true saiyan, Vegeta-san."
"Good" Vegeta replied, while his arms were crossed.
Vegeta's P.O.V: (The kid is a good fighter, he just needs to have more
confidence in himself, and to show some pride!!!!!, but the weirdest
thing is...that I am falling in love with him..like more than a
mentor...He is just
so adorable, when he calls me "Vegeta-san",
*tears formed in the Prince's eyes*
But, what the hell would Bulma think
of me, If I fell in love with Cabba?,
What if Bulma divorces me?, but I just can't get
my mind off him though...but I'm too ashamed
to tell him how I feel, Why am I being so scared?,
I'm the "Prince of all Saiyans" for Kami's sake!!,
Dammit, I hate having these feelings)
Cabba's P.OV: (I noticed that Vegeta-san, recently has been looking at
me very weird, during training, and I'm starting to worry about him...I
try talking to him, but
he won't say anything to me, I also have this obesssion over
Vegeta-san...like in a romantic way...
I'm not a homosexual...But the way I feel about Vegeta-sama...he makes
my heart wanna burst...
and I think I am falling for him...but he is
my master...I just can't do that...)
Christian Moore
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