Which character do you think you would have a chance in dating?

Which character do you think you would have a chance in dating? Why it could work out and what could make it harder?
Konata:
Why it could work
>common interest, could play games together, online games, anime/manga/hentai
>shill personality
>is into guys
>seems to be ok with stuff most girls aren’t
What could make it harder?
>possibly bi
>possibly already have someone in mind
>might be very selective about other traits
>big spender (on otaku goods)

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None whatsoever.

Asuka, because my love for her would help me to get her attention eventually.

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None, that's why I like 2D.

I don't have any chance of dating.

any character under the age of 10
Why it could work
>I could overpower them
What would make it harder
>them turning 10

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jesus christ
COPE, the thread

forever alone

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POST IT

A lot of characters under 10 can destroy tanks like if they were made of paper.

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Why did you post Luvia if you think you don’t have any chance with her?

Hey, I want to make her happy. She will recognize it and accept my love. She is a good girl.

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Not really, characters like Arale are an exception.
I'd still attempt to pin her down, pull her shirt up and lick all over her tummy and belly button.

>lick all over her tummy and belly button
It's not that pleasurable. Girls are either star crying or laughing, and both things will destroy your psyche.

You don’t really need to pin her down. She probably would let you do if you ask her. You probably will end with some comical wounds.

Nagatoro because I'm a useless fuck and she would gradually mold me to her ideal man.

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>not being delighted at her giggles as you blow raspberries on her tummy.
You need to up your game!

Submissive and shy women are very easy pray.I would love for her to teach me how to play instruments.

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Why would it "destroy" my "psyche" to hear Arale's cute laugh while I play with her?

You're underestimating young girls. It will not be cute giggles of joy, but cruel mocking laughter.

me & my waifu

And I will destroy her cute and funny as if it was made of her childhood innocence

>my waifu
A man who calls his beloved waifu is already lost.

Imagine some real fat old bald disgusting ugly bastard, lying naked on top of her, pumping his disgusting seed into her tight little underdeveloped vagina and making her child pregnant against her will.

it's just nipponese pronunciation bro