Why didn't they ever fuck?

Why didn't they ever fuck?

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because this series only cares about wanking its crappy mc

They did.
Off screen
Like, a lot of offscreen sex.

What's wrong with Edward?

That scene where she is his eyes while he uses his flames is still so kino.

He is a bland character that you know will live until the end for a generic happy ending. Literally a generic shonen MC.

That's why 2003 will always be better.

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>if you enjoy fucking me , you are not better than a rapist.

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Unironically 2003 is way better. Brotherhood had such a generic ending that I had to force myself through the last 5ish episodes

Why'd they make him look like a 10 year old? Manlets can still look adult even if they're undersized

>OH NO HE CANT USE ALCHEMY ANYMORE
Vs
>Lost in another world so foreign to him, got his brother back but can't be with him, can't use his alchemy, has a useless arm (no automail), while having to kill that world's version of Edward
2003 has a better soundtrack, art style, and ending and that's a FACT

Because in 2003 Alphonse didn't age his body while it was lost, also the events of 2003 are shorter than the events of Brotherhood

>still the only shonen anime couple that's CANONICAL

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it wasn't even implied that they did
absolute pathetic pairing with no pay off

They kept things professional, you bet they fucked like crazy offscreen.

Not to mention Riza already belonged to Mustang thanks to his sensei -and she was fine with that- ,You'd have to be an idiot to think their relationship didnt go anywhere after he decided to respect her wishes

because shipfags are a plague

Honestly, the only reason why I hate this trope, is because the phrasing is so stupid - the basic would be fine.
>If you kill him, you are just as bad as him.
That is retarted, complete and utter bullshit in most cases, mostly with villains so bad, that in most justice systems they would get the death penalty anyways, even with a fair trial
>If you kill him, you will be not like you anymore
This is what they should be saying. In none, fucking none of these situations it has been about the bad guy himself really, its more about the good guy not beeing someone who kills in cold rage. Envy deserved death, but Mustang is better than that. Winry would be justified, but she would regret it for the rest of her life. The retarted noble in shield hero deserved death, but Raphtalia would not stomach doing that. Its really about protecting your purity, not the bad guys life.

Her back smelled like burnt flesh and that turned him off.

>If you kill him, you will be not like you anymore
Wasn't that the implication of that scene. Been a while since my watch but wasn't Mustang losing his shit?

>he has only watched two anime
Engaged and fucked at 15 btw.

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>>If you kill him, you are just as bad as him.
no character ever says this. no one in that scene intended to let envy live. both and hawkeye say they'll kill him instead. stop parroting this.