Eto~
Anonononon-san?
Eto~
Lucas Evans
Sebastian Diaz
So cute! Please let me squeeze your cheeks!
Alexander Wilson
Don't mispronounce my name out of frustration.
Austin Perez
So adorable! Please let me lick your nipples!
Jayden Cooper
I'm not a lolicon, but
Julian Wood
Why did they make her so sexy?
It's seriously distracting. I can't focus on the plot when she's around.
Eli Hughes
How is Hachikuji so molestable, yet still marriage material?
Luis Walker
I really hate the trademark crooked smiles that the (X)gatari girls have.
Justin Green
>finish Mayoi Hell
>feel happy as hell
>the next episode is a fucking Senjougahara episode
I just watched Araragi leglock Hachikuji hard enough to pull her out of hell. Does Nisio really expect me to care about him taking Senjou on a fucking date?
Michael Thompson
The emotional whiplash from another girl's arc to a crab episode is one of my least favorite things about Monogatari. I don't know how nisio expects me to believe Araragi is being serious when he talks about how much he loves crab when it comes right after a scene of him and Shinobu making vows to each other.
Ryder Jones
shitsurei kamimashita
Christian Roberts
Chigau, wazato da.
Colton Clark
Please don't talk about a tender elementary school girl in such a vulgar way.
Daniel Lee
user she's 20. She's practically an old hag.
Ryder Stewart
Good point.
Then, please describe this child (20)
Jason Fisher
Damn, do Japanese 20-year-olds really look like this?
Zachary Reyes
kamimamita
Christopher Sanders
brb buying a plane ticket
Bentley Richardson
Please report your findings.
Brayden Wright
wwwwwwwww
John Price
hachichichichickuji