What's the smart thing to do in this situation?

What's the smart thing to do in this situation?

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Allergy season.

You dont store cum in your room, it'd stink.

What? Cum doesn't have a smell

user...

>guaranteed (You)'s: the post

It is a nice artist but only if you don't look at the faces

If some foid ever came into my room and started touching my things with their disgusting hands I'd punch her right in her stupid fucking face.

Women can smell your boners user, your mom knew every time you just finished jacking it

Name of the artist? I like this kind of angle for storytelling

This post is fishy.

Are you ok user?

>I had a cold and in order to not waste the tissues I masturbate with them

the key is to hold it in when you orgasm so you don't have to use as many tissues

>always flush tissue from masturbating down toilet
>but do have a trashcan next to bed for when i blow my nose from allergies
I do feel self conscious about this.

user your entire room probably smells like jizz open a window.

Do you never leave your room? After just an hour of being gone I can already smell my cum wall again.

Push her head in, shouldn't be snooping

What's wrong with you guys? You don't have a laptop so you can jack off directly into the toilet, then wipe your dick with toilet paper, then flush everything down?
I can't believe I share a board with such disgusting savages.

>bringing the laptop into the toilet to jack off
what the fuck? why would i do that while i can recline on my soft comfy chair and jack off in peace?

How are your sock mushrooms doing user?

I jack off in the shower but my trash is still full of tissues because I have hella allergies