How would you respond?

>KYAH!!! HENTAI! *slaps that bitch*

>When I take my dick out and you're still in my room, you're at least getting raped.
She's got 3 seconds.

Only if you show me sauce first...

Probably a little bit of nervous laughter, followed by "Wait...are you serious?" and if she keeps pressing probably get a little sheepish but give in and slowly pull it out for her to inspect.

Thanks!

I'd slap her in the face with my massive fucking dong user, what else would I do?

the chad reaction would be to find this offensive and call her out on harrashment. Im a virgin doesnt mean i dont have dignity

show bob and vegena first

>Please vacate my domicile immediately. You have proven yourself unworthy to not only be in my abode, but in my presence as well. The world is wrought with degeneracy on an ever increasing level, placated by the globalist elites in an coordinated effort to demoralize values which in turn make us better people, and you have played into their tactics begotten of common sense. Your wayward principals are the contributing factor to the decline of modern civilization and I refuse your thralls that would render me likewise asunder. Begone from this place; back to your wretched social medias and the-current-things. I shall not partake.

>I'd slap her in the face with my massive fucking dong user, what else would I do?
sounds like something someone who suffers from micropenis would say.

If I had a micropenis I would not be so confident in whipping out my absolutely groundsmashing dong now would I user

She asking me that wouldn't make me hard enough and I don't want to show my soft dick, so
> Let me do something to you, or show me something so I can get hard and then I'll show you

> inb4 Forget it
I already experienced this and it still stings, but at least she didn't see my soft dick

This