No father I will not get in the robot

No father I will not get in the robot.

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what if he gets a boner while in the suit
that would be pretty funny haha

I will now watch Evagelion.

We know Shinji is secretly based.

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Why didn't Shinji just unironically run away and stay away from that shitfest? Not his problem

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No I am not your doll.

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Who is the chill Ayanami side of life about?

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It was the 1990s, people didn't yet realize that they don't have to get in the robot and that people who fuck everything up and cause Third Impact should just clean up their own messes instead of trying to offload their work onto the next generation like unironic boomers.
>evangelion is now an allegory for the hippie generation's fuckups and their usage of their kids as cheap labor

do plugsuits have buttplugs?

He did run away at least once and he straight up quit at one point. He ended up coming back both times.

>No father I will not get in the robot.

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Need art of him in that plugsuit and Kaworu

I get a boner when i put on suits like that. Feels good.

commander sheperd, get in the robut

Rei wasn't in piloting conditions.

If you don't do it...............

Then Rei will have to do it!

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No Shinji, I will get in the robot! You don't have the skill.

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Don't you post this user.... Do you have any idea how much he fucking scares me? I have to look over my shoulder Everytime I go out because I betrayed him after I gave him my loyalty. It wasn't my fault there wasn't any Pepsi around when I was dying of thirst, be doesn't care. In his eyes, a man who cannot keep his word is a man who isn't allowed to live. My heart skips a beat every time I hear the first notes of "his theme" because I know one day that would be the last song I hear as he will make an example of me to those who betray the Pepsi code of loyalty

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>I demand more machineguns in my robot, father. Also a big ass sword, this exacto knife doesn't cut it anymore.

>Look at my glorious boner, Asuka!

>We know Shinji is secretly based.
in-fucking-deed

>Then Rei will have to do it!
"I don't care, father. Suck my dick!"
sick poster by the way