You will never be a salaryman working in an office full of cute OLs

>you will never be a salaryman working in an office full of cute OLs

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Yes, I am, but went for a girl like the one of the right.

Yes, you can too become like that.

I feel like this image is based on a real world photograph.

>become
Even if I was I wouldn't be going to the pool with them either way

Did this update recently? I haven't seen anything and I sure as hell am not going on Twitter to find out.

I wouldn't go either and office party involving a pool would be widely inappropriate by any standards.

I had an office vacation trip for 3 days to the sea with pools in the hotel. The thing is most of the women there aren't pleasant to look at in swimsuits, and unsurprisingly none of them had supermodel bodies.

I don't like getting involved with coworkers

This. I did in the past. Twice. Big mistake.

I am actually, it's not that appealing

That's a brutal mogging

This thread needs more intern

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I am though... and I hate it.
fuck boomers who forced everyone to WFO again when WFH worked perfectly and benefited LITERALLY EVERYONE, even those boomer pricks.
Fuck pro-wagie propaganda anime.

Yeah, Douki's so much cuter than them that it isn't fair.

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>The tag
She's so cute making sure to buy a cute apron for when she came over. Too bad girls like this are fictional.

I can become like the girl on the right?

>you will never be a cute OL
Why even live?

>office ladies
>wanting supermodel bodies from then
retard

Been there, done that. They're cute for like a year or two when they're straight out of college. Then they balloon into fat hambeasts and get even bitchier when they realize nobody is attracted to them any more.

fuck you i've been there
like watching a pack of vorschulkinder with finance and marketing degrees fight over the dumbest shit

Why is Douki a freaking giant in this pic?