How should you respond?

How should you respond?

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I would answer honestly. It's slightly less pathetic than lying.

>Naw, I don't find you that attractive

"No. I can only masturbate to myself."

No, I love you retard

>Do you want me to?

It's not masturbation if I'm having sex with you telepathically

>ew no way fag

>I only masturbate to 2D cunny. Now fuck off I have some Uohhhhhhhhhing to do.

No. I'm using my dick to masturbate you.

I've never masturbated to someone I know
Would be kinda weird

>I hired a girl to use a vtuber model based off of you and I jack off to it everyday
>We're getting married in 3 months

Sauce?

Retard

No I only jack off to modded Skyrim now.

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nah im more of a loli hentai guy

Man this is never gonna get finished translating

"no im gay"

Saucenao, newfag

"yes and quite frankly you shouldn't be surprised. Every guy jerks it, literally every single one. If you have a problem with that then you might as well become a lesbo"