Would you fuck your anthropomorphised family heirloom katana and wakizashi that came along with you to an isekai?

Would you fuck your anthropomorphised family heirloom katana and wakizashi that came along with you to an isekai?

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>putting your dick anywhere near a sword

>VAGINA DENTATA

Who wouldn't? It's absolutely normal and trad.

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you will never have sex

wtf isn't she like 1 year old

>be a loving autistic materialist content with life caring for your favorite possessions
>get sent to another world and suddenly one's a smoking hot girl with heaving bosoms desperately wanting you to make her a mother and wife now that she can reward you
I don't want this...

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It's ok if they are cute.

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do you even have to ask?

They look terrible as swords

Is there a new chapter out?

I like this mc because he's the only one I've seen that understands thieves and violent criminals deserve no mercy and should all be summarily executed.

Yeah, that's kind of close connection is my jam. Shit's cute.

what anime

Boku ni Pico looks different from what I remember

Take responsibility.
Even if that's not what pic is intended for.

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muh

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>5Head

Oh look, it's generic isekai #3789, like we don't have enough of those already. Oh well, at least they know the reason people still read these kinds of shit and is self-aware enough to add the .5 chapters. It's the only redeeming quality of this garbage.

He's too loyal to her.

She can't keep getting away with this.

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Definitely. If I had any other weapon with human manifestation, I'd fuck it if it would be pretty and trusty.

>isekai #3789? Woah, thousands of them? I can't point out any other with even a remotely similar story, but it's obviously generic repetitive garbage!
>Hero's Journey fantasy #993489208? Woah, so few of them! So damned original because the mentor figure has a different name from the previous one I've read! High literature!

would you fuck a bread

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