How the fuck is she a virgin?
How the fuck is she a virgin?
Chase Allen
Thomas Gray
She works too hard to get laid
Also she got issues
Jose Rodriguez
Girls can afford to be choosy
Wyatt Perez
A combo of PTSD and trauma.
Austin Diaz
I'd fuck Schrodinger
Jonathan Martin
more than likely she whored it up big time and regrets it, and now she masquerades as a virgin
Henry Thompson
Anal doesn't count.
Hunter Watson
user vampire magic is at play here, also go read Hellsing. Then watch Hellsing ultimate. Then Hellsing abridged, in that order.
Camden Evans
Saw her mother get murdered and her corpse raped in front of her eyes at a young age.
She has issues.
Robert Jackson
Didn't she see her dead mother getting fucked? That's probably why
Same desu
Luis White
Manga or Ultimate?
Oliver Baker
she's keeping her virginity for me
Camden Peterson
>Then Hellsing abridged
Elijah Young
would she lose her vampire powers if i had sex with her?
Asher Nguyen
She's dead.
Christian Nelson
She's only 18
Juan Thomas
She is written by japanese men
Asher Howard
people fucking despise the police in the UK, it'd be a massive turn off for most men other than police, and policemen are more often than not huge cunts.
Jose Sullivan
TFS is witty and clever
Christian Powell
She didn't have sex.
Stop assuming that every single person has to be the absolute perfect representation of some archetypal template.
People are varied. You may as well be asking why blind characters can't see. Yes blind people are rare but they still exist.
Joseph Evans
Her hymen regenerates now.
Ryder Phillips
I don't know why Any Forums loves Hellsing Abridged so much. It's embarrassing that grown men wrote, voice acted and edited hours of 11-year-old-trying-to-be-coolfunny "jokes"