Just imagine what you could convince Yunyun is normal friend behavior

Just imagine what you could convince Yunyun is normal friend behavior

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Yeah like making me a sandwich.

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Bad idea if Yunyun makes any other friends.

Yes Yunyun, being on Any Forums while asking you to bring me tendies is a normal friend behavior

Lol

Do my laundry.

You don't make food for your friends user? You must be a hikikineet who never learned to cook.

Never gonna happen

That's why you have do it, before someone else gets the idea

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Imagine if you fucked off to a porn board forever where you could post all the vapid horny shit that pops into your greasy white head

>The absolute state of this post

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>join Yunyun's party
>cuddling at night to stay warm
>shirtless so bodyheat isn't lost in the heat transfer, skin to skin is optimum
>kissing is a normal greeting (italian method) between friends
>friendship baths strengthens bonds (Megumin and Kazuma do it all the time and they're strong)
>pregnancy increases your mana pool because you have access to the baby's mana

you sound like a homosexual.

Shut it, roastie.

No, I mean if you convince her to give you a friendly handy-jay then what's stopping her from doing the same to other friends she makes afterwards?

I'll be the one to marry her.
She's my wife.

Marrying Yunyun? Do you have enough skill to keep alive? You know she and anyone around her will be targets for all sorts of monsters, assasins and backstabbers, what with being the next chief of the most feared clan in the world.

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How would that be an issue if we never leave the bedroom?

Now i want her drawn as Geoffrey

I will not be Yunyun's friend, I'll settle for nothing short of husband

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