Why are dragons so fat?
Why are dragons so fat?
Kevin Gutierrez
Alexander Moore
In anime they are usually flat lolis though.
The minority is well-stacked mature women.
Noah Sanders
And an even smaller minority are well-stacked lolis.
Hunter Perez
Kobayashi is my wife
Jaxon Parker
Go back to cleaning, Tohru.
Angel Phillips
Just finished rereading volume 8. God, I want that arc adapted so badly.
Xavier Edwards
>Dragon battles with KyoAni sakuga
A man can dream.
Carson Phillips
My wife elma is a fat dragon that deserves lots of love for a matter of fat
Isaiah Robinson
i need kanna's FAT ASS planted DIRECTLY ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW
Lincoln Walker
Leaked season 3 design? Regular Kanna's ass is perfect already
Matthew Bennett
>still no sweaty kobayashi scene
please fix
Thomas Brown
>Dragon Movie
see ya on 2023 at the earliest
Anthony Baker
Kanna sitting on top of you in dragon form.
Dominic Collins
Her dragon form is the prettiest, so I'll allow it (then die)
David Barnes
It's not possible to stuff all that awesome into a body Twiggy would want.
Liam Morris
I want to ride her. Comfiest dragon
Blake Evans
What's appeal? Not judging just curious
Adam Nelson
Contrarians and autists wanting to marry a "femenine" version of themselves because they feel insecure around woman acting womanly. Kinda like the tomboy thing, now that I think about it
Julian Lewis
Okay then, tell me: what's the appeal of glittery overpriced clown makeup, having to watch shitty romance movies, taking stupid old timey dance classes, and being forced to go social events full of bitches shriek laughing over random gossip while drinking wine?
Cooper Ortiz
Why do people say dragons are fat? At least in human form they aren't. Maybe if you count Ilulu or Lucoa's boobs on their bodyfat percent and BMI, but that's disingenuous. Elma can't get fat because of how she stores mana from food.
Tohru's dragon form, on the other hand...
Lucas Gonzalez
Shes got a solid job, is really smart, has a sense of humor, and is chill. Happy wife, happy life.
And shes pretty cute.
William Hughes
any woman that has a BMI in the double digits is considered fat by the shut-in incels of Any Forums.
Nathan Price
>they feel insecure around woman acting womanly
We're talking about dragons here. Kobayashi is the only normal one in the bunch, that's part of the appeal.
Thomas Perry
That's not womanly incel. That's the (((media's))) interpretation of a woman.
Isaac Evans
Then enlighten me; what is womanly to you?
Luis Butler
Your view of femeninity has been subverted by the most extremely toxic examples of it. In this same series you have a lot of examples of healthy archetypes of women, don't need to look anywhere else.
Jayden Flores
Saying Kobayashi is "normal" is kind of a stretch
William Gonzalez
You mean the magic/sword stuff? Yeah, but I was talking about her personality in this case.
Dylan Adams
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dunno
Elijah Gray
More to squeeze and love.
Jason Lee
>If Tohru landed in America
Jack Watson
fantastic taste
Jacob Collins
What a retarded take. By your logic I guess men have to like sportsball, be brutes with no emotional intelligence whatsoever, watch shitty action movies, and go to social events full of mindless drones laughing and discussing how would they fuck everything thst moves while drinking beer?
There's more about sterdotypical traits on men and women than what the american media tells you. Most of us in here have stereotipically male traits, just not the socially desirable ones
Joseph Morales
And it's not like Kobayashi is completely devoid of femininity either. In spite of her usual anxieties and demeanor, she can act very motherly towards Kanna when they spend time together. It's sweet. Plus there's the whole maid cosplay thing.
Caleb Cooper
Lucoa is fairly fat but it might be deliberate? I don't know enough about Aztec culture to know if they found that body type attractive. Symbol of fertility or something.
Kanna has been getting a bit chubbier. Needs to exercise more.
Carson Martinez
KDL gives Kobayashi 3 heaping spoonfuls of MILF and it immediately made me see her in a different light.
Cooper Cooper
the chorogons have literally gone soft
Landon Edwards
Kanna's so dang cute that everyone keeps giving her sweets.
Christian Wilson
Kobayashi needs to stop spoiling her dragons.
Ayden Gutierrez
im not into her but a chill, no drama plain-jane that likes to drink and who actually has a job who isnt a stuck-up lazycunt bimbo
Brandon Wood
>That's the (((media's))) interpretation of a woman.
which is how women are now, thanks to them all being raised on 20 years of Gossip Girls, Sex in the City, Love Island, The Bachelor/Bachelorette and Married at First Sight
t.my housemates are two mid-30s girls who have done nothing but watch that shit for the last 15 years and they wonder why they think all men are "problematic" rapists
Joshua Garcia
I want an dragon to molest me with its tail.
Juan Ortiz
She’ll just take them for herself if left alone
Levi Rogers
>I have literally never spoken to a woman, not even my own fucking mother: the post
Seriously man do you even know your mom's tastes and hobbies?
Jaxon Cooper
plain-Jane compared to Elma and Tohru sure, but honestly some of the shots of her especially after Cool himself admitted he realized she was hot are pretty damn fine.
Anthony Richardson
Bad dragon, Tohru will punish her later.
Cooper Green
Does she need to eat less as human? The amount of calories a dragon their size would need is absurd. Adult elephant consume 70k calories a day! How much does that fatass Toru eat?! I don't know her accurate size but she's like 5x elephants easily and fat on top of that. So like 500k calories on rough estimate.
How does kobayashi feee that dumb fatass with her shitty pay? And what does Tohru even eat to achieve that? Marizpan has tons of calories so I assume that would be the easiest as far as I know but she would need 100kg of kg of it daily to get 500k calories. Assuming she gets it cheap for 1kg at 20€(100g/2€) then it woule be 2000€ a day! 60k a fucking month! That bitch would drain even rich people sooner or later and that shitty maid job she does is worthless anyway, especially when compared to these numbers. Fuck that I'd turn her into an attraction to pay for her fucking fatass tail, as much I love that fat tail, she needs to earn that food money herself.
And don't get me started on how greasy snd gigantic her shita woule be.
Levi Cook
god we just had the caloric intake discussion in a thread like a week ago. dont need to go there again.
but yeah as humans their intake requirements are reduced to match body size. Although Elma derives mana directly from food so she needs to eat more to recharge.
Elijah Sanders
Tohru is like a free energy machine.
And Kanna actually gets her energy by absorbing Tohru's mana (which tastes bad, by the way), she just eats human food because she likes it.
Brandon Gonzalez
Brayden King
Eli Green
To be fair, every dragon is fatter in Lucoa's spinoff.
Hudson Hughes
intentionally, in lucoa's case
Kevin Price
Because they are all gluttonous pigs
Julian Fisher
Adrian Davis
Ohhh, I'm just a monkey wearing shoes. Even Tohru has colossal breasts in the Lucoa spinoff
Lucas Lewis
>Even Tohru has colossal breasts in the Lucoa spinoff
oh how she's grown
Tyler Baker
Me personally, maybe a part of me is just a deviant fruit because I’m usually attracted to more androgynous features n women. Still, the gap moe is overwhelmingly strong when I imagine her uncharacteristically feminine moans during sex, when I ram myself violently in and out of her
Dylan Fisher
Ilulu is for...
Kevin Reed
you know...
Easton Ross
sleepe on dragan
Parker Morris
I certainly don't
Alexander Thompson
You probably already know this but you don't see many women besides your mom do you...
Nicholas Torres
Joshua Sanchez
>"ONLY" 2 Kids in the future
Connor Clark
quality over quantity
Carter Bell
Hello thread
Parker Perez
hello there
Joseph Sullivan
Slow thread.
Logan Lewis
slow life
Aaron Diaz
That's okay I am also slow
Evan Rodriguez
I still haven't read the manga
Tyler Watson
not as slow as this user at least
David Cox
Me too, because I can't read
Thomas Wright
just look at the pictures irulu
Benjamin Jackson
Can I look at the moving pictures instead?
Aiden Roberts
that's fine
Juan Hughes
Dumb eel
Asher Carter
Women are slaves to television
Ethan Williams
She has the best facial expressions in the show.
The reactions of characters in Kobayashi are usually most impactful when they are actually subdued. And Kobayashi is of course almost always like that.
Justin Torres
because dragons are massive so when transforming into human they will end up fat despite being highly condensed.
Cooper Cook
its just maff
Eli Nguyen
>BBRip
Oh yeah, I should finally grab those I guess.
Chorogon question, but can I just ffmpeg out subs directly from old releases to put them on BD raws, or do I have to save them separately first?
Jose Jones
I have less than no clue.
Easton Kelly
wait bdrips are out
are they worth redownloading
Jason Price
They've been out for a while, its how we got the minidora EX and the OVA episode
Grayson Baker
So that's why DDY release used BD for the OVA, they usually stick with stream rips
Samuel Green
Tohru is definitely fattening up Kobayashi on purpose. Must want to eat her.
Kevin Kelly
Hey user, what can I get you?
Kayden Brooks
Making the second one snapped his dick. Lucoa fixed it but he's so traumatised that it doesn't go up anymore
Jeremiah Martinez
breast milk
i mean breast
i mean milk duds
Sebastian Johnson
You should fix that. Saw a good deal on the first 10 books of the main series on ebay recently
Luke Thompson
Milk duds? It's probably in the storage room if you couldn't see them on the shelves. Hang on.
Gabriel Cooper
t-thanks...
Justin Allen
There you go! Milk... Duds. What a weird shape... user? The candies.
Owen Walker
yeah, they're kinda penis-
i mean-
well, no they are kind of penis-shaped.
anyway, thanks. how much do i owe you?
Jacob Rogers
She's a genuinely good person, that you want to see happy. I guess it is a bit of a "I can fix her!" thing, just more subdued - in a "I can make her happpy." kind of way.
Plus she has a stable job and a hobby she is passionate about, that's both things that make a person attractive.
Christian Turner
Well, what are you waiting for?
Brody Rivera
They look like deflated balloons I'd say. And the price is on the box user, look. The box, not...