Here are some important life lessons from Naruto. Obviously contains spoilers.
>Don't ever cut toxic people out of your life, obsessively try to change them for decades on end >You should marry your boyfriend who openly hates you and tries to murder you >Genocide is for the greater good >Hard work and intelligence don't matter, the only thing that matters is being born related to a Hokage and being destined for greatness >You can reform all criminals by beating them up. >It's really easy to bite your hand until it bleeds >Performing eye surgery is even easier than that, there are no ligaments connecting your eyes to your head or anything, just pop out someone else's eyeball and put it in your head >The ideal ninja outfit is a bunch of fishnets
>Performing eye surgery is even easier than that, there are no ligaments connecting your eyes to your head or anything, just pop out someone else's eyeball and put it in your head Laughed my ass off Yeah, now I know that I'm drunk enough, time to head to the crib
