Well, I saw it today. (I can't believe that no other J/a/panon hasn't already watched it...) The Friday early afternoon screening was COMPLETELY sold out, which warmed my heart.
It's well worth watching, even if it cuts 90% of the silly conversations that define the show. Instead the film plays as a series of interviews conducted on Christmas Eve (just before the climax of the series) with all the main characters. The identity of the interviewers is ambiguous, but they're implied to be a detective agency led by, of all people, that elementary school classmate of Tanaka who always had the coolest erasers.
(My favorite moment in these interviews is definitely when they ask Shirakawa how on Earth she knew to be at an abandoned construction site to save Odokawa's ass from Yamamoto. She just replies, "As if you don't know!")
This structure may break the "slice-of-life" aspect of the show, but it really does bring out just how tightly plotted everything is.
Anyway, as for the spoilers you want, Odokawa makes it. Probably. Sakura gets into his taxi and is quite surprised that he doesn't recognize her; finally she responds to his repeated requests to give him a destination by looking out the window, seeing that there's no one anywhere near them, and saying, "Here is fine." She claims she just wants to talk, and the two of them chat about how lucky they both are before she tries to slit Odokawa's throat with a kitchen knife. Next is an exterior shot as the two occupants of the car apparently struggle.
Then we get a jump cut to Odokawa picking up Shirakawa for a drive and a date at the zoo, which is the goddamned cutest goddamned thing I have ever seen. The two of them still have that adorable chemistry even in human form. Shirakawa asks why Odokawa saw her as an alpaca, to which he mutters, "'Cuz I like 'em," resulting in some seriously fun teasing from Shirakawa.
That date is the last scene in the film...
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