Aren't long nails just a hassle? How do you type? How would you wipe?

Aren't long nails just a hassle? How do you type? How would you wipe?

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You assume women think with their brains and not with their feelings? KEK

They're almost always fake

>Aren't long nails just a hassle?
they also look bad, like a cheap whore

Also, how do you mustard bait?

actually yeah, good question
do women wipe their ass with their long ass fake nails?
maybe it doesn't bother them?

There are a reason they are called hooker nails. Its because the only job you can do when you have them is suck dick.

>How would you wipe?
Nips used a more advanced form of this

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Nobody actually wipes. You shit in the morning and then shower. There, butt clean for 99% of the day.

Every fucking roastie has these long lizard nails now, even longer than Marin's. They look so fucking ghetto and gross and I'm a nailfag.

>How would you wipe?
How do you wipe? You don't dig your fingers in there.

disgusting, reassess your life

Enjoying your shit-stained underwear?

You take them off. They're accessories.

>How would you wipe?
They typically don't, at least not thoroughly

>wiping
Just install a bidet already, it's life changing.

That would hurt.

>splash shit all over the place
>still need to wipe to dry
Sounds like a retarded invention that just makes more work.

Only if your nail glue comes from china.

>splash shit all over the place
Your anus already did this though, and the paper used on drying is less than the paper used to "clean".

Which it does because everything comes from China these days. Look up vaccum sealed steel thermoses. The US doesn't even have a single factory to produce them anymore. They literally all come from China, there's not even an option any more.

No because I have one of these

Where in the United States do you live?