I previously observed that if I found out that I was eldian I literally kill myself on the spot.
Not because >Muh Titans killed lots of people = devils Shit.
Because eldians are fucked. Imagine this you live your life and boom the king goes crazy and erases your memories and moves you to some island because bla bla shit.
Or how about some crazy fuck decides to sterilize you all ? If you are eldian you have no power over your body, you are forever enslaved to these stupid fucks and the founding titan. No other race hast this problem.
Oh you think you can be a cool titan ? Sorry literally only 9 in existence and you are not getting one. Enjoy being literally like every other pleb in the world only now the founding titan owns your ass.
Oh you got one of the 9 ? Sorry you will only live for 13 years.
It really sucks to be eldian like REALLY REALLY REALLY hard. Oh and the founding titan is fucken in the head because all the previous memories of the previous titans.
How to become a titanoid when you're not an Eldian: Eat an eldian titan shifter's or an Edlain's spinal fluid.
There.
>Inb4 Nuh-uh, it dun work that wey bruh
Carter Richardson
> Eat an eldian titan shifter's There are only 9 titan shifters. Good luck getting one. > Eat an eldian titan shifter's You still only get to live 13 years.
>Inb4 Nuh-uh, it dun work that wey bruh If it works this way why did Marley simply not do that and give titan shifters to their own ?
Christian Gonzalez
If you're an Ackermann you get all of the upsides plus none of the downsides.
Henry Gonzalez
>Ackermann They are literally BS anime magic. Explain how without any magic like the titans can they do what they do ?
I mean when it was Humans VS pure titans it was not a problem, these people (Levi) where simply skilled in killing what essentially is a brain dead animal.
However being a Ackermann magically makes you immune to bullets ? Shot by other expert warriors ?
Explain that ! At leas Titans have thick bodies and regeneration.
Angel Baker
>If it works this way why did Marley simply not do that and give titan shifters to their own ?
They didn't know or find out.
Jeremiah Allen
you're leaving out all of the benefits of being under the control of the founding titan, like pic related Eldians are literally the master race because the founder constructs them to be superior to other races
Couldn't Eren memory wipe his friends so they forget about the Rumbling?
Gabriel Flores
And the king is insane and fucks you over. >Muh sickens Ah simply endure it the natural way. >Muh king and muh king sterilizes you now or erases your memories.
Parker Kelly
Probably. Not sure about Mikasa.
Blake Ramirez
They should have never introduced titanshifting or this fucking garbage into this manga/anime
Chase Reed
You literally cannot become eldian, being an eldian is being a descendant if ymir Fritz, you either are born one or not
However you can get the power of the worm if you come into contact with it and absorb it like Ymir and Beren did but you wouldn’t be an eldian, you’d be a god with no relation to the eldians
Christian Price
>They should have never introduced titanshifting When was this a problem for you ? When eran transformers for the first time ?
> or this fucking garbage What garbage exactly ?
Joshua Brown
There’s really not much about them, it’s said that they have the power of the titans (chapter 93) but that’s about it, at some point in their lives Ackerman have a surge in power during which they gain absurd strength (chapter 63) and the accumulated experience of all the precious Ackerman (chapter 112), and then are supposedly immune to founder memory manipulation (yet chapter 139 implies this was retconned)
I think it’s safe to say that they are titans in human form and get their strength from the same source/path, titans are already lightweight...
Benjamin Smith
However that is crazy, how are bullets not hitting them ? Magic ?
Angel Watson
Eldians aren't even real people. They're literal fucking sand golems and a hive mind extensions of the Founder Titan, that only have individuality because FT allows it, and it can be revoked on a whim at any given moment anyway..
Ryan Butler
>Eldians aren't even real people. T >, that only have individuality because FT allows it, and it can be revoked on a whim at any given moment anyway.. Debatable however I see where you are coming from.
Do you agree it would totally suck to be Eldian ?
Anthony Foster
Where is that shown? If you mean in the last episode that’s just a bad case of stormtrooper aim
Brandon Fisher
>in the last episode Here. >just a bad case of stormtrooper aim It really was immersion breaking. Before this they where fighting titans only or titan shifters.
And them Misaka fights people who are skilled and have guns who apparently can not hit her when she walks on roofs.
> stormtrooper aim stormtrooper aim for people who are successful at war and using guns. YIKES !
Cameron Cook
If I was an eldian i’d dedicate my life to two things 1) exterminate all non eldians 2) exterminating all eldians Of royal blood That’s the only way to be free as an eldian, failing either of these two i’d rather commit murder suicide
Jason Cooper
>Eldians are LITERAL NPC's you can dick around with developer tools. My sides
Joseph Nelson
>stormtrooper aim for people who are successful at war and using guns. IF you ever held a gun, you'd know that it's fucking hard to hit a man-sized object moving erratically in 3D space. Good fucking luck with a handgun or a bolt action rifle unless you have a literal ballistics computer in your skull.
Grayson Richardson
I see your point.
>1) exterminate all non eldians i think this is a given.
>2) exterminating all eldians Of royal blood The only question is can you ? What if there are some left hiding or you can not get to them ?
Nolan Reyes
I'm not sure you, as an Eldian - are even capable of existence with the FT erased. You're literally a part of it. The Beren part of 139.5 makes it clear that it survived the Battle of Heaven and Earth in some capacity, so there's no precedent of Eldians existing without the Founder. For all we know, if Hallu-chan ever TRULY dies, all Eldians just collapse and evaporate.