Zelensky - Armin, leader of the Alliance, trying to stop the invasion of Ukraine
Biden - Willy Tybur, Head of the United States (Marley) and hates white people (Eldians)
USSR - Eldian Empire
Gorbachev - Karl Fritz
Kyiv - Liberio
Hange - Merkel
Lukashenko - Floch
Russian Army - Yeagerists (always jobbing)
Trump - Reiner
Xi Jingping - Zeke
>Quotes
Zelensky (After Putin conquers 80% of Ukraine and nukes the west to create a global alliance to stop him) - "Thank you, Putin, for become a imperialist for our sake, I swear I won't let this transgression go to waste"
Zelensky "I'm certain Russia will find another leader easily,"
Putin "No"
Zelensky "Huh?"
Putin "No! I don't want that! Russia finding another leader?! I want Russia to elect me for the rest of my life! Even when I'm gone... I want Russia to glorify my... ten years atleast!
Zelensky "Wow, Putin, I didn't expect something that pathetic.
Putin "Don't tell RT I said that, I want Russia to be strong, I do... but agh.. yeah... damnni"
Oh, look, it's the same kind of idiot who uses harry potter references to attempt to wrap his head around complex political issues. If you say "hi harry potter idiot", you will be blessed with ignorance and an oversimplified worldview.
Hi harry potter idiot.
Elijah Gonzalez
Connie - Stalin
Landon Peterson
Now all we need are the Gundam's fighting for Ukraine and it's perfect.
>Donbass >Crimea As expected of globohomo Marleyshits and Mongfags, playing the victim and forgetting about their own crimes. But you're right. Putin's no Eren. Eren would have nuked the rest of world with his first move. Putin is actually avoiding making as much casualties as possible.
Jackson Hernandez
Trump won /qa/ won Putin won Hitler won Derek Chauvin won Rittenhouse won Any Forums won confederates won trannies lost jannies lost
