What would Any Forumsnons do if they would know that an angry samurai...

What would Any Forumsnons do if they would know that an angry samurai, armed with a sword that can cut through any matter, is coming for their life?

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hire the best gunman in the world to protect me

What if he runs out of ammo? Or caught off guard?

>thow a flammable bottle so he'll cut it and catch on fire
>make a trap hole in the ground and make him fall in it
>use a huge magnet to steal his sword
>trick him with multiple fake swords

>what if your completely reasonable countermeasures fail to work for some reason

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Hire Fujiko to save me since she always wins in the end.

seduce him

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Eventually she swindles you into giving her money without doing any actual job.

Too bad, fucker, they're friends.

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they're friends
but they're also rivals
pretend i posted a screenshot from that one Season 2 episode where they sumo fight each other

he could probably slice you in half with even a plastic sword

Present my neck and ask for a quick death.

Probably something like this.

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I just move on to the next realm of existence

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Is he a normal human being, sword aside?
I could just hop on my bike and do circles around a police station until a cop sees what's happening.

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nuffin because i dindu nuffin

Hire a GUNdoh practitioner to take him on and enjoy the show

I lock myself in a room made of atoms. That way, when he cuts them, it explodes and he died

I think that Ryo Saeba can outclass Jigen.

>armed with a sword that can cut through any matter
Then I'll just wear a suit of those swords.
How can the samurai hurt me then?
He can't.
I am invincible to him and I shall kick him in the nuts and finish him off

This.

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His sword is made out of a metal that only he has but there is a movie where they make an entire airplane out of said metal and even then he still cuts through it.

So, we already got two candidates to compete with Goemon

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I break his sword.

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>Golgo
Yep, you won.