What would Any Forumsnons do if they would know that an angry samurai, armed with a sword that can cut through any matter, is coming for their life?
What would Any Forumsnons do if they would know that an angry samurai...
hire the best gunman in the world to protect me
What if he runs out of ammo? Or caught off guard?
>thow a flammable bottle so he'll cut it and catch on fire
>make a trap hole in the ground and make him fall in it
>use a huge magnet to steal his sword
>trick him with multiple fake swords
>what if your completely reasonable countermeasures fail to work for some reason
Hire Fujiko to save me since she always wins in the end.
seduce him
Eventually she swindles you into giving her money without doing any actual job.
Too bad, fucker, they're friends.
they're friends
but they're also rivals
pretend i posted a screenshot from that one Season 2 episode where they sumo fight each other
he could probably slice you in half with even a plastic sword
Present my neck and ask for a quick death.
Probably something like this.
I just move on to the next realm of existence
Is he a normal human being, sword aside?
I could just hop on my bike and do circles around a police station until a cop sees what's happening.
nuffin because i dindu nuffin
Hire a GUNdoh practitioner to take him on and enjoy the show
I lock myself in a room made of atoms. That way, when he cuts them, it explodes and he died
I think that Ryo Saeba can outclass Jigen.
>armed with a sword that can cut through any matter
Then I'll just wear a suit of those swords.
How can the samurai hurt me then?
He can't.
I am invincible to him and I shall kick him in the nuts and finish him off
This.
His sword is made out of a metal that only he has but there is a movie where they make an entire airplane out of said metal and even then he still cuts through it.
So, we already got two candidates to compete with Goemon
I break his sword.
>Golgo
Yep, you won.