Bout to destroy some walls with my homies Bert and Annie. Wish me luck chat
Shingeki no Kyojin
Green eyes on the baby soon...
Based
You will never be an Eldian. You are an incel, with no nation, no pride. You are a shitskin Any Forumstard twisted by memes and shitposting into a crude mockery of isayama's fiction.
All the “validation” you got from Isayama was two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back he mocked you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your edgelord mindset behind closed doors.
Actual chads are utterly repulsed by you. 139 chapters just to lure you into self-inserting as Eren. Even self-inserters who “pass” as white give themselves away as soon as they open their mouth. And even if you manage to get the "blonde aryan waifu", she'll turn tail and bolt once she learns about your deluded fantasies of Germanic heritage and genocide.
You will never be happy. You wrench out copium after copium, telling yourself Isayama retconned the ending, that he was secretly on your side, but deep inside you feel the truth creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight: He was laughing at you.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live in fear of you acting out your violent fantasies. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your distinctly non-germanic name. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably nonwhite.
manga was the only way.
Anime cut out most of EH hints
Imagine piggybacking on an EM serie from day one and hoping for a different outcome what a bunch of schizos
Trannies are really on suicide watch. Have you ever considered going back to twitter instead of infesting Any Forums?
kino
Seems like cope to me
what the hell was that final shot of the episode? couldn't the have made it a little more smooth transition? it's like Connie crying then "to be continued". way to kill the mood.
That's what a Yeagerist would say
>BANG
Reminder that SOMEONE must have helped him put on this shirt.
At least post the real yaoi Reiner ship
Kek
Floch dies next week...
Reiner has an harem
Why does Eren catch so much flak while people celebrate someone like Rance or Keyaru who are arguable worse in every regard?
I hate men and I'm an antinatalist but somehow I want to be bred by Reiner so bad it's fucking insane
Reiner only loves Historia (canon) and only Bert trails behind him like his dog (also canon)
Wanting your baby to have Braun genes is normal
Bert was the glue that held the warriors together
Bert only helped Reiner on his schizo episodes and turned Dykemir straight. Not sure what you mean by holding the warriors together.
Cute, cute
but Historia never gave a shit about him. He's as pathetic as Eren.
It was actually Reiner's sperm
am I the only one who got into EM stuff after 139?
> actual faggot hates delusional crossdressers
>while people celebrate someone like Rance or Keyaru who are arguable worse in every regard
Worse how? Eren's in an unfortunate position where moralfags hate him for obvious reasons, but genocidefags, edge-enjoyers, and Erenfags who just invested in the wrong aspect of his character are also mad because he quit 80% of the way through his omnicide for the sake of his (no longer likeable) friends.
Except as her own armored titan
>and Erenfags who just invested in the wrong aspect of his character
What wrong aspect?
>Worse how?
Mainly being selfish assholes