>Tall
>Beautiful
>Strong
>Boobs
>Abs
>Wealthy
>Low-maintenance
>Loves you when you love her
>Loves you when you bully her
Additionally:
>Not underage
>Not an alcoholic
>Not a corpse
>Not padded
How can the others even compete?
Darkness
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Benjamin Torres
>Low-maintenance
no
just a whole different kind of maintenance
Kevin Nguyen
She'll intentionally lose to goblin cock
Alexander Perry
Aqua's ass is better
Bentley Price
>A konosuba character
pass
Nicholas Jones
Darkness for wife.
Aqua drinking buddy.
Megumin can visit on alternate weekends.
Dominic Flores
it wont be a chore if you think of it as exercise.
Joseph Scott
Nah I'd rather explode inside megumin for hours while she's resisting verbally but can't move her body.
Xavier Gray
The main problem I see in Darkness is she is basically her masochism, both Aqua and Megumin have enough wits to bring for some actually funny dialogues, Darkness not so much, by the end of the day she is barely more than a hentai heroine, and we are filled to the brim with them.
Aiden Collins
Bruh, that's rape.
Ryan Cruz
>Loves you when you bully her
Gross
Nolan Myers
She'll cuck you with the first group of goblins she sees.
Jaxon Johnson
Matthew Lewis
Also, she's the one who gets the best, most Vanilla Doujins
Levi Baker
>intentionally
It's not her fault the goblins are the only monsters in this dungeon. She'd rather lose to orc or werewolf, but there weren't any nearby willing to fight her.
Jose Richardson
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If a goblim can outcock you, she's completely within her rights to leave you.
Andrew Reed
She would definetly be best girl, alas, she is a hoe
Adrian Perry
She was raped
James Nelson
I wanna have sex with Lalatina
Aaron Bennett
She's a masochist, I'm not going to beat her just to satisfy her goblin needs.
Nathan Sanders
>Not underage
you like to drink milk with expired date?