Broly won.
Dragon Ball Super
Goku won.
SSJ won.
And I? Lost...
Me? Cum.
You? Goku.
They all lose to STACYrai.
Based Z Brolybro
Katsuragi is STRONGER,you little fucking SLUT.
>Struggling against SS Broly who has multiple forms in his disposal
You better be medicated POST HASTE.
Broly is taller than Jiren.
Katsuragi couldn't beat them because she doesn't have guns, Mirai has the best matchup possible against Dragon Ball characters.
>pic
He's the only reason why I watched Drifters.
Emi? Lost.
Black? Lean.
El Cell Blanco realidad
DEATH TO ALL MONKEYS
THIS SUMMER
OH no no SHITrenbros????
JOBly jobbed.
I have more fun shitposting here than I do talking in my real life buddies group chats.
PEEren.
>w*jak
>moeshit
>Jiren/Broly autism
>Turlesfag
>incell
Yeah, this just ain't it.
Same.
Goku's Cocku will go RIGHT into MY fucking ASS.
l don't have friends.
>PONYkubro badmouthing MoeKINO
Me too InCellbro... Me too...
I am your friend. By the way, can I borrow 50 euros? Thanks. Hand them over, NOW.
You're better off, all friends inevitably let you down.
Broly's winning.
>b-but...
*places finger on your lips* Broly. Is. Winning.
>*places finger on your lips*
Y-You can't do that out of nowhere baka.....
I-I don't have that much cash on me...
3 is greater than 2 btw.
Your clock? Punched.
Your time? Limited.
Your days? Numbered.
God imagine Goku just UNLEASHING on ChiChi. She’s such an arrogant fucking slut. Imagine “I’ll be taking MY son” and he just fucking doesn’t even dignify her with a response, just his Saiyan spartan fucking blood surging to destroy this presumptuous dirty little WHORE thief scumbag on his ancestral domain, just grabbing her neck with his rugged hands, hands that have lived all their lives fighting and hunting and FUCKING SURVIVING in a vital forest life, hands ChiChi can’t even fucking understand nevermind resist physically, as her mind races, physical activity- not petty words, refuting her pathetic arrogance instantly as reality sets in and she feels his rough, worn hands start to close around her leathery little neck, literally all she can do is fucking choke in pure surprise and panic, her stupid “sultry” eyes just in pure fucking fear as her slutty makeup runs as she sees a true fucking MAN, a warrior, vital, GOD MADE FUCKING MAN, the SAIYAN, staring into her whore eyes with the fire of a million proud ancestors of his species, the honesty of it, the life of it just boring into her soulless BITCH slut soul as he squeezes the air out of her fucking lungs, squeezing because he doesn’t need petty words. She would fucking choke, CHOKE for stepping to him, his PROUD Saiyan blood would BOIL, and she would CHOKE for it. When Gohan shows up thinking that ChiChi, his beloved mother in arms is cooking up dinner, she’d be fucking dead, the hulking, musky, muscled and heaving SAIYAN panting over his kill, defending his SANCTUARY as is his NATURAL, GOD GIVEN DUTY. Gohan would literally just back off, respecting an actual man, he’d just leave.
*Bites finger* Broly. Is. Losing.
UI? Power-up.
Hakai? Has an aura (also a power-up).
BKK? Same as SSBKK.
Hakaishin form? Canonical to the manga.
SSBE? Also canonical to the manga.
Healing powers? Incorporated from the anime.
Darker blue hair? Confirmed by RGB values.
Beerus? Surpassed.
Granola? Filler to be timeskipped.
DBS: Broly? Follows the anime.
New movie? Kinographic benchmark.
Manga? Promotional.
Anime? Canon.
Toriyama? Wrote GT.
Toei? Chad.
Toyo? Taco.
Toyolocos? Kneel.
This reminder? Constant.
You disagree? Schizophrenia.
Meds? Now.
Me? I win.
Boom? btw.
Based 3 eyes CHAD.
Toyotaro? Chosen successor.
Anime? Cancelled.
Manga? Canon.
You? Owned.
>UI? [HEADCANON]
DIDN'T READ THE REST
i want to have friends...
Uh... who are you, again?
>G-God, imagine Goku just-
GOKU-SAAAA STOP DAYDREAMING AND GET A JOB ALREADY!! AND GIMME A KISS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!
SS? J.
I need my monkey cunny
>wrong
>dumb
Yeah, l'm thinking you're a Gokufan.
Wrong, i am a fan of the CANON
DON'T OPEN IT
OH NO HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
That's it! Killing you both!
Turles' wife? A SLUT.
>moe music starts playing
THIS SUMMER
A NEW ADVENTURE
>Goku: Bejita, do you feel it?
>Bejita: Yes, a tremendous ki
>Goku: I am fighting him first
>Bejita: No, I am
A NEW ENEMY
>Goku: Bejita, save me!
>Bejita: Can't you see I am jobbing too?
>Both: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A NEW CHALLENGER
>Vegetto: When did Pan get so much stronger than us?
>*Movie title fades in*
I'm claiming that primate
meant for
>DEATH TO ALL [SLURPING NOISES]
Wtf i'm a Gohanbro now.
>20 seconds apart
If you're gonna falseflag, do it right, MAGGOT.
Who licensed Piccolo's likeness to a toy company?
What if we came up with different scenarios in which Gohan fucks the absolute SHIT out of Chichi?
For the shitposting ofcourse.
You can only shitpost when you come face to face with a Friezachad like me, I assure you, YOU. WILL. EAT. SHIT.
Roodily J.
>[SLURP SLURP]
Say that again Friezabro, i can't hear you
>monkeylet being so retarded that he hears words that are on his screens