How would you use it?

How would you use it?

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Lottery numbers and stock tips.

send me one of those mail order loli brides.

I'd convince this user's mom to abort him.

Probably would take a lot of convincing (bare in mind the size limitation of the dmails) to get your old self to not think he's getting punked. Imagine getting a message out of the blue claiming he's you from the future giving you stock tips.

Eat some cum lilfaggot.

>Alright, I'm going to assume texts with a specific pass phrase are me from the future
>Now that I've decided that, I'm going to send lottery numbers to myself with the pass phrase

No, I'm going to d-mail you and convince you to eat cum in the past instead.

>Imagine getting a message out of the blue claiming he's you from the future giving you stock tips.
Nobody ever writes messages to me so I would play along regardless of the answer, simply because there is someone who is a bit like me who talks to me and might even understand me.

I ask for this user to be turned into a loli.

Revive hitler and start ww3.

I convince this user's parents to make him go outside more as a boy.

>bare in mind

>grammar nazi sends d mails to people correcting typos they havent even made yet

I know a few things that only myself would know. I do that once, suddenly I'm credible.

This. There are some secrets way too weird and/or fucked up that anybody else would ever guess them, let alone that anybody else did them.

I've never actually received spam mail telling me to pick these numbers or invest in x, so I would probably do it.

Yeah me neither. Don't know why everybody else is getting so many of these.

>it's gonna doooooooomp sellllllllllllllllllllllll

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