Could you carry your waifu?

Could you carry your waifu?

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Well yeah, paper is pretty light.

No.
My waifu is bigger.

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Yes she is very small

>Could you
More like, would I.
Yes. Yes, I would. Even if it is the last thing I do, and it most probably would be, I would.

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No but she can carry me.

It's what I lift for

Girls that enjoy being carried = red flag, it's a sign of daddy issues

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Yes, she's small.

>sign of daddy issues
And?
>implying clingy girls aren't GOAT
Finding a faithful girl is already hard enough, if a little of mental instability is what it takes then so be it

Probably, I'm only 5'5 but Stocking is like 4 something

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No, i cant carry a centaur

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No, I'm a wimp

Shiroubros? Why is he holding our king like that?

daddy issues are a redflag, if a better stronger, more dad-like dude comes into her life she'll be more attracted to him.

>17 bmi
>never leave my house

probably not, ngl to you

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For sure, she's not heavy, but the cane could get in the way

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That's an alternate version of Saber (she's not even a saber class), so he only got half cucked.
And if you factor in the different routes, Shirou merely got 1/6 cucked.

I'm taller, so I should be able to, we weight around the same so it might be a little bit of a challenge.
Now, could she carry me?
I'd imagine so!

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There's no cucking involved, in FGO's timeline Shirou married Rin and Fujimaru Ritsuka is either their grandson/granddaughter

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>133cm tall
Easily

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I turn her from being weaker than a slime to 6 arms marital art god who can punch the final boss to death in one turn

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Yes.

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