>He's so gaudy and annoying
>But... I never quite noticed how long his fingers are
Name a better trope; you can't.
He's so gaudy and annoying
Nicholas Bailey
Joseph Fisher
Why would she wantthose long fingers for?
Noah Adams
b...b...because they're beautiful of course; that's the only reason.
Connor Gomez
Bitches love cevrix tickling
Cooper Torres
>His back looks so wide
Jason Cook
i-impussyble women aren't obcessed by sex.
Ryan James
Romance for boys:
>Nothing happening
>Never a kiss
>Not even holding hands
>Endess stalling and nothing sexual
Romance for girls:
>Kiss in the first chapter
>Sex along the way
>Sex scenes give off steam and just show female nipples being licked and groped
>Pregnancy is the same mile-stone as hand-holding in romance for boys
>Eyes of desire and lust
Boys are so innocent it's cute.
Daniel Miller
IT'S OVER
Gavin Edwards
They're not innocent; they have a madonna–whore complex.
Romance for boys has no porn, and porn for them has no plot or romance.
With girls they blend the lines more and they don't need to keep it separate.
Grayson Wood
y-you succubus.
Isaiah Hill
>promising thread ruined by roastposting
Aiden Peterson
>>Eyes of desire and lust
This alone makes it hotter in my opinion.
Adam Watson
Boy bros... its over...
Andrew Edwards
>Promesing romcom thread
Pardon...?
Oliver Howard
What would a guy want big boobs for?
Dominic Barnes
>Boys want cute never-ending sexless romance that is pure.
>Girls want tawdry sex-based romance
Why are women such whores bros?
Levi Bailey
Romcom
This shit is high tension stockholm syndrome drama, not comedy.
Luis Taylor
To suck on.
Matthew Lee
Because in practice romance for boys is almost exclusively read by the biggest incels that can never imagine themselves having sex while romance or girls is read by average girls; the biggest female incels play otome games.
Even the boys that just want to read romance without ridiculous wish fulfillment pandering just read the romance for girls because it's better and has actual love stories rather than ridiculous wish fulfillment and stalling.
Mason Perez
To say that "romance for boys" is inherently boring is categorically false. People see this new wave of SoL and assume that that's just how romance has always been, despite the fact that there is far more "romance for men" that is really good.
I say this all as a fag who has read a lot of "romance for girls" because it's what was sold to me and a vast majority of it is tripe and it's hilarious that someone would defend it.
Jonathan Peterson
It's inherently annoying to the point of psychosis