Why type of hero's and legends do you guys think Goblins have? They are a warrior race so they must have a lot.
Why type of hero's and legends do you guys think Goblins have? They are a warrior race so they must have a lot
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The tale of Grubluk, who fucked the shit out of 5 bitches in one night and sired many children
In terms of the GS world, every gob POV is some "hero in his own mind" bullshit, pretty much all of them are stupid assholes who think they're the hottest shit and everyone else is stupid, Spear Girl's chapter was a prime example
did anybody say spear girl
local heroes would probably be gobs that managed to rape multiple adventurers without dying.
Well, anime and tolkien goblin differ so much. It seems that in anime goblin survival is not the fittest but the many. Goblin can impregnate human women it means they're genetically close to human, hinting on a branching in evolution line million of years ago.
The question is, if they're just different branch in evolution, why goblin children still look like goblin? and where's female goblin?
Goblin women used to exist but their children is inferior and small due to smaller goblin womb. One day a goblin saw a woman and rather than killing her he decided to fuck her and keeping her as his personal fuck toy. What he didn't expect is she getting pregnant and giving birth to a Goblin, but bigger and stronger.
Also strong gene in goblin means their human x goblin children will look like goblin, and yet they are bigger and and a bit smarter than goblin x goblin children. Soon these crossbreeds became dominant in their tribe thanks to their better brain and body.
This will continue for several thousand years. With more and more human women kidnapped and turned into goblin's breeding sow. Female goblin are neglected and slowly died off as more and more goblin prefer human women. So do male pure breed goblins.
If this crossbreeding continues, it probably still need a hundred thousand of years of crossbreeding before goblin develope brain to be as sophisticated as basic human and body mass to be as strong as basic human as well.
What if green women in Star Trek is the result of million of years of crossbreeding with goblin to the point human and goblin are almost the same.
They worship Jareth.
Well we know for a fact that they know about Goblin Slayer and tell stories about him. So that is one we know for sure.
>One day a goblin saw a woman and rather than killing her he decided to fuck her and keeping her as his personal fuck toy. What he didn't expect is she getting pregnant and giving birth to a Goblin, but bigger and stronger.
beautiful story. that goblin was a hero.
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Die, retard.
true but they have to compare themselves to something. i would think an egotistical creature would only be willing to compare itself to legends, heroes, and gods.
They really don't, they're a bunch of crab-bucket motherfuckers. In fact GS's autism ends up being an unintentional weapon, anything above a Hob and he seems to view them as weird curiosities and they can't handle that he doesn't treat them as the clearly superior insurmountable cunning threats they believe themselves to be
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magnificent.
look at your pic
now look at this pic
a goblin who traveled abroad and was able to marry a blonde white woman to get the green card
But goblins already have the green card!
>such detailed edit
>forgot beret
What’s the Goblin King’s backstory
I'd watch it