These fucking rebuilds

*INHALES*

I hate this stupid fucking shit, a fucking pathetic embarrassment, fuck this fucking pathetic excuse for a fan fiction, I hated every fucking second of this fucking circus, fucking parody on a evangelion.
Fucking characters. Best thing about Eva. Fucking characters are fucking butchered. All of them are fucking reduced to pussy retard, angry retard, retard retard and gay retard. + bonus pedo retard. Saviours of the world.
A first fucking movie is just boring like episodes 1-6 were. New animation, light blablabla bla I don't fucking care. OK.

Second movie.
Pedo retard arrives. Angry retard arrives. And she's fucking angry at everyone for no fucking reason. Fucking movie goes into different direction, OK I don't fucking care, I hoped it would be something interesting. It wasn't. So after living with pussy retard for some time angry retard thinks that people are actually cool. And then she gets fuckin smashed. Fuck it. Then pussy retard after battle with zeruel tries to save retard retard and

Third movie. He fucking failed. The whole third movie everyone is fucking angry at him and doesn't explain why. Bunch of new useless retarded characters. Fucking silly Willy is fighting against NERV. And as we can see there are fucking four people in nerv. Faggot non sense with gay retard for half of movie. Then pussy retard pulls out thefucking spear and his gay lover must kill himself in order to squeeze feelings from fucking twitter. What a fucking shit movie. Also thanks this movie for countless asumari spam for almost a fucking decade, thanks lustful perverted faggots for making me want to pull Lance of Longinus in my both eyes so I wouldn't see it anymore.

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I don't run away or reject anno's message "muh muh move on muh". I say movies fucking suck and they are fucking retarded. There's no fucking message, no character growth or anything. The robot fights are fucking retarded. Lilith-retard is fucking hilariously retarded.
This shit is embarrassment to Eva. You will never be a real Evangelion.

How disgusting.

TLDR I hate rebuilds and they fucking suck

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Asukafag asukafag
The rebuilds confirm the eoe's existence and asushin, just not for the particular timeline of the rebuilds.
You got mad when anno gave you something nice.

Meds, now.

Kill yourself, election tourist.

OK?

>redditjak
go back to Any Forums

Literally have sex

Nobody will really remember the rebuilds 30 years from now. Even today the original series and movie are what what people actually talk about when they mention Eva.

Why is she wearing blacked/african nigger colored clothes

Asushinbro.... We know the rebuilds are shit but they're canon and asushin is not. Have sex. Touch grass. Get a job. Not necessarily in that order.

Why would you delete a post, but not the entire thread?

If I had to guess, the OP is terrible, but not against the rules.
Unlike the wojak.

I'm an Asukafag and even I'm not as asshurt as you.

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Yeah, this.

5.0-4.0+3.0*1.0. What a fucking load of pure shit, straight from anno's hairy unwashed asshole. The only thing that has more holes than rebuild fanboys are the rebuilds themselves . +1 fucking million useless new universes, books, and other load of pure brown shit which will never be explained. They now live in minecraft village. Retard retard tries to become a human and then fucking dies to squeeze feelings from fans. Made me laugh. More fucking nonsense, so I skip to nerv. So, 3 fucking people were able to fucking build gasillion of evas. Our retarded team fights with this cgi bullshit and then angry retard (who admitted her 'feelings' to pussy retard. Omg Asushin Canon?) fucking dies to squeeze feelings from fans. And then it's revealed that she's a clone too and actually dude look she's as good character as Soryu and and I dont give a fuck. Some fucking antiverse where oldschool pedo dies like some npc to squeeze feeling from fans. Then pussy retard tells gendo that he's pathetic faggot and he just accepts it. And then he tells goodbye (fuck you) to others retards. EOE BEACH TO SQUEEZE SOME FEELINGS FROM ME, NO, FUCK YOU Anno. Kimochi warui. Pedo retard appears out of fucking nowhere just like in beginning. And let's him write his perfect little fantasy world, without problems and pain. And then pussy retard runs away with pedo retard who is old enough to be a Misato's fucking mom.
Thanks this fucking movie for a countless fucking asuken spam. Fuck you fucking faggot, hope you get fucking gangraped by a group of Jamaicans and choke on their cum

It's a low-quality troll post. It's just that out janitors hate Any Forums and are trying to destroy the board without making it obvious.

Shikinami isn't only bad thing about rebuilds.
It took me 38 minutes to write this

Still low quality

nge is only better because of penguin congratulating shinji

>*INHALES*
Stopped reading there.

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Thanks for the review user