Haha, you are funny kid join my team

>Haha, you are funny kid join my team.
What's your power to join his team?

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ESL-kun....

i can bring calamity and discord wherever i go because of my bad luck
i also make a fucking good steak soup

I can jack off at like 100000000 mph

I'm black

Dark Matter magic

My dick gets itchy under the foreskin if I dont shower it for 2 days

If I take enough adderal im half decent at basketball.

i bump shit threads on imageboards

I'm a wizard, 3 years since becoming one

It’s has to be a power that looks weak but becomes broken later on like all the Black bulls.

Magna's power is weak tho. He only beat dante at 100 (50) because he prepared for 6 months that one use trick. it was really cool tho

I've never clogged a toilet.

Any damage I take, I return three fold.

I alone have mindbroke several anons by reminding them everyday that their favorite anime is garbage.

I don't want to join anyone's team you stupid faggot,I guess that's my power

I'm a fat ugly bastard with a 3 inch penis in real life, so I guess hypnosis. Very broken power if I do say so myself.

>Restrains you
nothin personnel, kid.

I can detect little girls with my dick

I can turn anyone into a big tiddies blond woman.

Being the most KINO ongoing weekly shonen

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> restrains you three fold
nothin personnel, brotha

I explosively piss shit sweat snort cum spit vomit and bleed at the same time. It is my ultimate attack.

He would just get to the future where Asta jobs though

Seemingly overpowered abilities that can be countered easily are based.

Initiated.

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You also need a dysfunctional background / situation that makes you a total outcast