>Tall
>Beautiful
>Strong
>Boobs
>Abs
>Wealthy
>Low maintenance
>Lewd
>Secretly pure
>Loves you when you love her
>Loves you when you bully her
Also:
>Not underage
>Not an alcoholic
>Not room temperature
>Doesn't need pads
Kazuma is a fool for passing on Latina.
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>>Not underage
DROPPED
That's LalatinX to you, whytboi.
who cares. cornholio suba is shit
>low maintenance
>Not underage
Dropped
I agree.
Only thing I'd be worried about is how faithful she can be since her masochistic tendencies make her look like she had ridden men many times more than I did my bike.
>gets bored to death if you don't set her hair on fire and beat her with reeds or some shit
nobody has the energy to keep up with her bullshit
it's called a workout session
Yes
>not underage
I assume you also drink expired milk.
She fucked Pingu
It's actually pretty impressive how all of that is cancelled out (and then some) by just how fucking annoying she is.
That was a fun volume.
This lol
Lalatina is:
-Prettier than Aqua
-Cuter than Megumin
-Comfier than Wiz
>will leave you to fuck a pig if you don’t do constant BDSM and NTR protagonist tier stuff to her on a daily basis that escalates over tume
What does it feel like to have Darkness wash your back?
Nobody can be more comfy than Wiz
You are wrong.
>loves NTR
yeah no
what?
Aqua 5/10
Megumin 8/10
Wiz 9/10
Darkness 10/10
YunYun 11/10
The patrician harem is Latina, Wiz, and Yunyun.
>Wiz
rotting vagina
>Yunyun
is Yunyun
Darkness is the clear choice
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
She sex with a demon in a penguin costume
Imagine impregnating her
Imagine watching her already generous curves swell and grow more pronounced
Imagine
He tentacle raped her, devils don't have genitals.
Is sex with Darkness even safe?
Or would her freakish crusader-strength destroy your (you)?
That's why you have to keep yourself fit.
There's been speculation that you wouldn't be able to break her adamantine hymen.
If you could tho she'd be yours forever
when where what volume and what chapter
I hated this outfit, made her look like a hag
The fanservice was good though
Based
>Heavily imply she was fucked
>While Kazuma was watching and says he enjoyed himself
>Completely brushes it off 2 paragraphs later and never mentions it again
What the fuck even was that
Nopan
Lalatina is cute.
CUTE!
>you will never go on an adventure with Darkness so both of you get trapped in some kind of bondage
life is suffering
This is simply headcanon, she's not even implied to be like that, in fact she's constantly shown to be loyal to a fault.
I wish I had a shameless masochist gf bros
I wasn't following shit recently, do we know what the "anime project" is yet?
KonoSuba?
more like KonoBOOBA.
I want to drive Lalatina insane with carnal pleasure i give her
>>not underage
You lost me
lol
no
The only thing announced recently was a new novel spinoff about the mobile game
Gay I want season 3 already
You forgot
>Masochistic behavior literally crippling her social life
I like Darkness less now.
wish she was taller with the same proportions
But that's uncute.
>Small
>Beautiful
>Strong
>DFC
>cute belly
>Easily affordable
>Low maintenance
>Lewd
>Secretly pure
>Loves you when you love her
Also :
>not a masochist freak
>Not an alcoholic
>Doesn't need pads
>underage
Why don't you choose Megumin?
white girls fuck penguins???
>low maintenance
She's responsible for the bulk of Kazuma's debt and inability to pay it off.
>Low maintenance
c'mon bro
>comfier than Wiz
Surely you jest, user
Wiz is cold dude
You forgot:
>Murders ducks for XP
>One-trick pony
>Malnourished
>>Low maintenance
>Literally turns into a statue if she tries to use the one ability she has at her disposal
I thought that was Aqua.
noot noot
Her duck killing is always quite funny, considering how much she loves cute animals, she loves experience points more. She's even up for eating Aqua's chick when Kazuma suggests it might increase their magic power.
I think overall Darkness has caused the most problems for Kazuma out of all the girls, nothing else comes close to the events of volume 7 and what she puts him through. She's also directly responsible for two of his deaths.
Volume 12.
Shes the best singer of the three thats for sure
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who the fuck is this.
Doesn't she also admit that she doesn't mind being the 'sidedish' when talking to Kazuma about him and Megumin?
But carrying her delicate body is a reward, not a chore.
Yes, she does.
Darkness is for becoming a sex slave
I love her like you would not believe it
merch execs did her dirty, the whole pushing shit off to pedos took over like 4th part of all writing and you could clearly tell where it affected the rest of it
but thats hot
im sure to a noble having a mistress or two is a normal thing
This. She manages to be more annoying than Aqua, which shouldn’t be possible.
Actually stunned at how many of you would pick anyone at all, let alone Darkness, over Best of All Girls Megumin
Speak for yourself, faggot
>like 4th part of all writing
Who says a quarter like that? Also you're insane.
You have to carry her everywhere but at least she’s not heavy. Megumin is the most useless as a party member but is pretty useful if you think of her as a human version of a magical weapon that you can only use once a day.
pedo detected
get your shit meme taste out of here
>if you like Megumin you’re a pedo
>but if you like Yunyun you’re fine
>even though they are the same age
Of course this is all hypothetical since nobody likes Yunyun.
two fucking books were dedicated to side pedobait character
two more were dedicated to pedobait version of megumeme and lalatina as apparently not acting like infant was making prime merch buyers too soft
the inconsistencies in how people act to push more merch was straight up glaring as well and not just in pedobait substories, you gotta be blind or stupid to miss it
Given Shinmai exists, a threesome situation with Aqua being the 'sister/bestfriend' isn't something I'd personally mind.
But given it's Konosuba the comedy takes precedence over actual romance
Well, shit, maybe you should read some other series instead.
Beautiful
>All the pedos seething ITT because of OP says shes actually a fine woman and not underage
disgusting board
how new in internet are you?
Megumin-chads have got you on the ropes.
I think both Megumin and Darkness is hot, you just like an ironic weeb.
Nips aren't known for having good taste in women, my friend.
>tfw you will never choke Lalatine while achieving orgasm and falling asleep on her big boobs afterwards, whilst embracing each other.
Life is nothing but a long series of disappointments. It's not fair.
They're all hot. The difference is who they are as a person.
They're all completely dysfunctional weirdos, but Megumin is at least only dysfunctional for like 30 minutes a day. Once she's blown her load she's actually a kind and intelligent girl who would be fun to chill with.
Darkness would be really hard to be around, it seems like she has no limits and no off switch.
Aqua is not a human and has a subhuman intellect, so I think it might actually count as bestiality.
She a bit too manly
faggot
Megumin is not a Loli and I hate being mixed with pedos
The story is still ongoing isn't it? What makes you think he has fully passed on her?
You know darkness is actually underage too, right? Kazuma too. Everyone but aqua (may be)
Both her and megumin even out for me.
Megumin is amazing in her own way, but she also doesn't have a fetish, which is nice.
I did think kazuma would go with darkness in the end, since it fits his sort of personality, but megumin will be healthy for him and make him happy.
I cant imagine living with such shitty taste but its to be expected from Satan
darkness is 18
Isn't she 18?
You know Megumin has a borderline crippling pyrophilia fetish right?
do any darknesschads have the picture of her wearing a belly dancer outfit? I only ever saw it in some buyfag thread on an acrylic stand or something and haven't been able to find the image online.
If Darkness is "18" then years in this world must be about 700 days long.
It's the lipstick, for the most part
Punishing Lalatina by forcing her to hold hands with you in a busy market square for all to see.
isn't she like 3ft?
Could he handle her? I like her though.
I want to perform cuntbusting on Darkness
>Latina
There's you're problem. She'll be obese 3 months after marriage
She's a masochist, so she enjoys being NTR'd
lalatina is who you'd wife and grow old and die with irl
>NEVER EVER
Sometimes I really do believe this existence is another one's hell.
There aren't many downsides beyond her annoying masochism. She is definitely fertile and breedable, and would most certainly be turned on by being forced to carry my child to term. But I wouldn't stop there. I would make sure to keep impregnating her and fattening her up for the "sake of the child." After a couple pregnancies, she would be a perfectly chubby MILF who would be even further humiliated by me grabbing her soft tummy that has been stretched by her numerous pregnancies. Hopefully her hips and ass would be wide enough to get stuck in narrow corridors, thus furthering the humiliation. I could provide her with an entire lifetime of masochism and it would be to my benefit. So yeah, I think Darkness would be the best girl.
>abs
haha. only in your delusions fag.
>Fetishist freak
>Will cheat on you with anyone that threats her worse than you
Even aqua is better.
>Darkness is secretly pur...........
>Darkness even said such troublesome lines like ‘Don’t you feel anything about me hitting on other men?’,
>but when I said I wanted to experience what that famous NTR really felt like, she suddenly got really into it and eagerly agreed to help
I love Aqua-sama
What? Being insecure about her muscles becoming more and more visible is an important part of her character?
Ya shes great in her own rite but she is so inferior to the other 2 its not even funny.
What if we fuse all Konosubas to make at least one decent adventure companion?
She is extremely unexperienced.
The only way she'd fuck another guy is if you ordered her to.
konosuba should have harem end
You know she would just have all their deficiencies.
Spoiler for the finalKazuma thought so too, which is why Aqua through Kazuma out of the mansion when he said as much
Imagine being Megumin and realise that tits of your friends are now yours.
All the girls in this series have a pretty solid reason to be best girl. Theres not really a bad pick here
Anyone have any good gifs of Darkness?
>crazy masochist
>can’t hit anything
>dumb
>unlucky
>passes out after casting 1 single super powerful spell
Jesus Christ how horrifying. At least she isn’t flat as a board (although that’s a deficiency for some)
Atleast the transformation sequence is hot
haha yeah imagine having merging as a fetish haha
>>Not underage
no thnk you
>working with git
>merge coworker's branch into mine
>cum
It's a painful existence
ok now this is epic
great, now I want to see art of two code branches getting forcibly merged
Sorry, but Sylvia is better.
I want to marry Lalatina, take Yunyun and Megumeme as my mistresses and tuck them both in front of her!
I'd beat the shit out of Lalatina (darkness, kurohige)
She's also a masochist that can't contain her lewd thoughts in public.
Yea, you'd think this is hot.
No it's not. Fucking hell. She'll destroy your social life.
>Secretly pure
terrible taste
I like Darkness, all the girls are cute.
Is not abusing a masochist the ultimate form of abuse?
I want to come home every day to my Aqua wife waiting for me
>Taller than Darkness
>Stronger than Darkness
>Prettier than Darkness
>Larger breasts than Darkness
>Larger penis than Darkness
>More feminine than Darkness
>Appreciates your love more than Darkness
And most importantly:
>Successfully seduced Kazuma to drop his dysfunctional friends
Sylvia > Dankness
>She'll destroy your social life.
Im-fucking-blygin
>She'll destroy your social life.
my what now?
Barefoot Aqua
True
>secretly pure
hahahaha
GOD DAMN that HAS to be shopped
good lord in heaven i hate darkness
musclefag
GAAAAAY
I think it is, user. The E in sample is missing
maybe it's like a secret harem end on the side where he sneaks out at night to see darkness and aqua
>ruining darkness’ carefully cultivated muscles body with my children
muh dick
>expecting anything from a shitty isekai writer
I bet you love dick too fag
darkness sucking off slyvia and silvia sucking off you
Op is a faggot per usual. Megumin is and will forever best girl. She is literally everything you need in a women but travelling sized
Cute hair, cute face, cute clothes, cute attitude, and can conjure a 7KT blast once per day. Literally everything a man could want.
Why not choose all of them?
because "all of them" includes Aqua. If you're into disabled girls that's fine, but you've gotta realize that being her caregiver is going to take all of your time and you won't have any left for anyone else.
I forgot what this was called but man the art style got so much worse as it went on. Obviously they need to simplify shit to make it easier to draw a long series but its fucking hideous.
Japanese guy going after the one who is closest to Japanese. The small black haired girl which is quite literally superior genes.
KEK
Why are Meguminfags like this, in particular? So contentious
Also canonically the only LOSER since Kazuma loves Megumin and even admitted to feelings for Aqua right before the end. But not Darkness!
/toy/ reporting in
So youre saying you want someone thats completely dysfunctional and will drain you of all your money, or a masochist thatll leave you for anyman that can treat her worse? Youre either a paypig or a cuck
And still don't know why people said death mage was NTR when you have shit like this on other novels of the genre.
Pingu was too scared of her though
based sylviachad
best girl coming through
>no penis
Why even bother
Enjoy being NTRed by any single monster
Sylvia is an assertive girlfriend_(male?)
>>Strong
>>Easily affordable
>>Low maintenance
>>Secretly pure
>Also :
>>not a masochist freak
>>Not an alcoholic
>>Doesn't need pads
user I...
Why are the other girls even contenders in the Kazumabowl, when Sylvia outclasses all of them?
They're all beautiful; I'd never insult another man's waifu. I love Megumin best of all though (and Yunyun second).