Who should snek choose as wife?
Who should snek choose as wife?
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Fuck Per-chan!
Well.. if I must
fpbp, as always
Some user
snek belongs to snek
Off to a great start.
they can just split her
Here's chapter 206, in case anyone missed it the stealth thread.
Literally none of the cast. /u/ faggotry aside, she just doesn’t mesh well with anyone, personality-wise.
I would have to be someone with a similar personality.
Hot
>ugly as fuck
>mean
>bully
>doesn't dropkick
>not as cute as medusa
>not as strong as minos
>not as powerful as yurine
>can't handle money
>doesn't use AMAZON PRIME™
Worst snake ever.
Yup, it's gym time
Thanks for the dump
Based Yurine 2
Disgusting
Has there ever been a translation of God Girls?
And has anyone a link to the raws?
>Has there ever been a translation of God Girls?
no, and some user shared the mega ages ago. it has no relationship to jashin chan that I know thou. patra-chan had the orphanage and orphanage lady at least
Have you ever met a Medusa type personality in real life? They are always attached to a Jashin-chan type.
Silly Jashin-chan shoes are not for snek.
Mermaid Pino.
KyonKyon is Jashin-chan's only real friend
Is this a real snek thread?
If Jashin-chan is split into 6 pieces, can each piece regenerate into 6 jashin-chans?
What about the panda that lies within Kyonkyon?
Thats Yurines future dinner
>POV you are me
Condoms are cringe though
Yurine
Yurine is my dinner
Tasty
Yes.
This is now a yurine thread
I'm thinking of becoming a Professor
Why would snek choose a dumb chink over a cute girl like Medusa?
That's my wife
Medusa deserves better.
This is for the user that requested Medusa looking at her ass in the mirror.
Thank you user that was me! I love it! It's better than I could've imagined! You even included her side oppai
Good night, sneks.
Perfect
Good night.
Why does this chunni dork have such a delicious ass and legs?
I want the council of snek to judge my penis
Does the council of snek even know what a penis is?
Magic
I guess they are about to find out.
Yurine is and is flat up top and down below. Even the Professor grew "board" of her.
Guess she had to grow somewhere if not her chest.
False. Yurine has no ass either and is jealous of snek's fat tail.
Wrong
An actually titled snek thread? We dare the wrath of the Pinos?
>Who should snek choose as wife?
Mei won't give her a choice.
snek should know better by now.
Long haired Pekora!
Jashin-chan must be looking for some extra punishment today
Yurine's supremacy continues.
>titled snek thread
No, it's not. It should have been titled as "Jashin-chan". We will never get Translation user to show up for Chapter 206 now. Idiot sneks.
I can see why the professor died for this
>implying The Professor can die
>Idiot sneks.
Zazas Zazas Nasatanda Zazas
I summon you, TL user!
SOFA KING WE TODD ED DEMANDS YOUR TRANSLATION OF CHAPTER 206!
All true cultists search for "Jashin" (hoping to get to any thread before the mods delete it) AND 'snek'. It's just common sense.
Translation user is the truest of snek cultists, but I think TL is ESL and doesn't know that スネック equals snek
Fuck 'er up Mini Minos!
Is Atre grooming E-cute?
Do you make the machine TL's? They aren't bad, but human TL's exist for some of these chapters.
Glad you like it.
I choose Minos
Whatever snek chooses is irrelevant
Thanks, user. I'll find them. Machines will eventually rule this planet though, don't get so cocky.
>Blood Hunger
It's wrong. "ちぱっ/chipa" is just an onomatopoeia when opening your eyelids.
Ch 158 - 202 done by snek anons-
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Machines will win in the end, but it will be a while.
Is that you TL user?
I wish I was snek's wife.
Kyonkyon jus indirect french kissed Jashin while Medusa's just playing gay ninjas in a flower field. Bitch needs to step up her game.
I'm out. Don't let this thread die before TL user returns.
I've been avoiding reading the manga because I don't want to read MTL. Is there a chance those will get non-MTL translations?
Bruh you just kind of have to be in the thread when the absolute dude who translates posts and then some other cool snek typesets. You could probably find some in the archive sites but it's all pretty scattered.
A snek is basically just a scaly penis to begin with.
Kyon kyon, just because i want to see yandere Medusa
Oh, thanks.
>Medusa snaps and kills Jasjin-chan
>Yurine kills Jashin-chan again for upsetting Medusa
>Mei detains snek in her rape dungeon for disturbing the peace
Hell hath no fury indeed
Pino and Poporon infected with COVID-19
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I'd like to infect Pekola's seiyuu, with my penis.
this is what they get for bullying Pekola
bad idea
Back to work, baito!
Yurie is a true angel
>no symptoms and antigen test negative
>b-but the 4000 cycle PCR test that everyone goes by for no reason
Feel sorry for her even though she's not infected at all.
I don't. It's a virus or the mind.
You only need 4 viral particles to get detectable amplification. Maybe she's not good at sticking things up her nose?
Why is she sitting like that?
Morning Milk Delivery!
Pino VA is hot like Pino?
She has done some lewd-ish photoshoots, but no one is as lewd as Pino
Where are the giant milkers?
>Hanazono-san, I'm ready
You expect too much from the Japanese.
Who or what is snek trying to dress like?
I deliver the first Jashin-chan of the new year!
Chapter 206 [A lucky bag of one million yen]
Ja: I bought an one million yen lucky bag (grab bag) at the 'store', mashitanoo!!
"LUCKY BAG ONE MILLION YEN "
Yu: One million yen!?
Yu: Where did you get so much money?
Ja: Eh... Well... played a little bit the races...
Yu: Huh~. I didn't know even you win once in a while.
Yu: Even though you won so much there was no rejoicing scene, though.
Ja:
Ja: a heat shock base layer!!
Yu: You mean heat ◯ech, right?
Ja: I'll wear it right now, masuno.
Ja: Very warm~. This is suitable for the one million yen lucky bag.
Yu: Such a thing sells for about 1000 yen. "That lucky bag is alright?"
Ja: This pateeen(pattern) throw us off our guard and next a hell of goods will be out, desuno.
Ja: The second item is~ "rustling"
Ja: Kung Fu shoes, desuno!! "Cool~"
Ja: But I can't wear any shoes.
Ja: I'll give it to KyonKyon or RanRan.
Yu: It carries a price tag of 1980 yen.
Yu: Kung Fu shoes with a price of 1980 yen were in the one million yen lucky bag. It's absolutely a gag.
Ja: I bet the remaining goods are amazing...
Ja: The next one.
Ja: T-This is!?
Yu: What. What. (Let's see.)
Ja: A autograph card written by the 8th Shogun Yoshimune who is my favorite one of all the successive Tokugawa shoguns!! [徳川吉宗/Tokugawa Yoshimune] [ダ◯ソー/da◯so]
Yu: WAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yu: Markers and autograph cards didn't exist in that era.
Yu: And they make no attempt covering up the autograph on the card that from the 100 yen shop.
Yu: They're despising customers.
Ja: Is this a fake...?
Yu: Of course it is. Things from the old era cannot keep in good condition like that.
Yu: It would have been displayed in the museum of somewhere If that is the real thing.
Ja: Tell me for reference, how much do you think the total price of those 3 items?
Yu: I guess it would be about 3000 yen.
Ja: Dossheeee!!!
Ja: W...Wait. The last one is still left.
Ja: I bet that is absolutely incredible one, desuno. "tottering..."
Ja: This is the last one!!
Ja: "a glimpse..."
Ja: Fu,fu,fu. I knew it.
Ja: There was absolutely incredible one in it! IPHONESS 20!!
Ja: Though as of 2022, only up to 13th Gen of the latest iPhoness have been released, this is 20th Gen!!
Ja: I'm sure this one came from the future by transcending time!
Ja: I was lucky to finally get absolutely incredible goods~.
Yu: You were completely deceived.
Yu: You were vaguely conscious that, weren't you?
Ja: "nodding"
Ja: I'm gonna sue the store, masuno...!
Yu: Well, it's a consolation that you lost only the money which won by a gamble.
Ja: Y-Yeah...
Me: Jashin-chan!!
Me: How badly is Yurine-san hurt!?
Me: ...I mean. What? Yurine-san? Why?
Yu: Why... About what?
Me: I heard that Yurine-san was seriously injured and was hospitalized.
Me: Jashin-chan called me while crying that the surgery would cost a million yen. So I...
Yu: That makes sense. The one million yen was Medusa's money.
Yu: You're the lowest of the low to tell a lie about the health of another person.
Me: Jashin-chan, was it not true?
Ja: Yup, about what the money was for.
Yu: You're the ultimate scum.
Ja: However...
Ja: The thing Yurine is seriously injured and is hospitalized will come true now!!
Ja: Take this!! Happy New Year Dropkiiick!!
Ja: Ehe! What the hell is that, desuno? It's like a huge scissors used by the beauticians~.
Yu: It was in the 50,000 yen lucky bag that I bought at the 'store'.
"SNIP."
Ja: You've bought a lucky bag, too!!
"snip-snip-snip"
Yu: Yurine original special lucky... no, evil bags~.
Yu: Some parts of Jashin-chan are in it.
Me: It's early in the New Year, but how cruel... "Upu"
[Please permit it if the bags are a little red!]
Thank You!
THANK YOU, user!!!
Many thanks! If the thread survives, I'll post typeset tonight after work.
>Jashin-chan called me while crying that the surgery would cost a million yen.
Kek based snek
>MEDUSA THEY SAID I'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN
Cute.
test
You are unbanned.
My IP is still blocked due to abuse apparently, I could only post twice without needing data. Guess I can't do it anymore.
Thanks dude.
How much for a Jashinchan lucky bag?
Jashin has to pay you to take one.
After rigorous testing and deliberation by the Jashin-chan council, this thread has received RealSnekThread™ status .
Imagine milking that.
Based Beefy Milkers (and taxes)
Milk right from the big sources
Why is this onahole talking to me?
>HE HE HE
I love this funniest scene. That Yurine's face and Tokugawa Yoshimune.
Jashin-chans voice actor is amazing.
>I'm sure this one came from the future by transcending time!
Special Snek moment
why does clothed snek look so hot?
thanks, I didn't see
My browser keeps blocking autoplay
So round, so firm, so fully packed!
They are both so fucking hot
Yurine is hotter than snek.
Slowly dumping the typeset translation
False they are equal
No. Snek is best. these are snek threads not shit Yurine threads.
I modified "next a hell of goods will be out" since it reads a bit odd. Let me know if my changes are too wrong.
"the meat on Minos"
>breathes heavily
>Dossheeee!!!
Question, what does this mean/represent? Should I typeset as Dossheee or something else like "Oh no!"?
I'm basically just editing MTL, so I'm sure there are a number of oddities.
So there is always a need to revise English to make it more natural.
"A hell of goods" is how DeepL translates "とんでもねぇモノ".
The original meaning is like "tremendous things", "tremendous goods" or "tremendous stuff".
The word has no meaning. It's just a scream.
Appreciated. I'll keep making slight changes here and there, but definitely let me know if I get something wrong.
Personally I prefer the Dog Shogun
God, I want to manhandle pekora’s tiny and lithe body
Gay.
For some reason I find Jashin-chan's love of old shogun oddly cute.
Reprobate though she is, I feel kind of sad for Jashin-chan on this. She was so happy; and then she wasn't.
Jashin-chan is pure an innocent. At least it was just Medusa's money.
I want Jashin to be happy
Poor little strawberry...
Poor Jashin-chan.
アルティメット
DOROPPUKIKKU!!!
JASHIN NO MOVE
Poor Jashin-chan... Thanks as always to image dump user, TL user(s), and all the sneks that read these. Also, Fuck Yurine.
A man
Why doesn't my grocery store sell giant death scissors?
They aren't Pino level, but she is close to Pino levels of lewdness.
Good night
> Giant scissors.
Just look at the time, 3am is right around the corner
Thank you!
Mei
I want that little snek.
Yurine is so evil
Goodnight boys
it was on page ten jerks
I was sleeping.
Thank you snek
Morning Milk Delivery!
It's Friday!
I don't get the skinny jeans joke
You can't buy them directly, you have to buy the lucky grab bag to get them.
Post that webm
You know which one I'm talking about
also bump
Cloaca!
That's not where the cloaca is.
Lamia cloaca is different.
Ecute within 43 hours.
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I want the Snek counsel to appear and beat the life out of those shit Ecutes. ESP snek alone could take them all at once.
I wonder if Ecute was an ESPer equivalent. And a giant Super Ecute.
Well since she is ripping off snek I'd imagine so.
Something's not right here...
Snek is using her ultimate technique; the chuuni slave.
Shouldn't the roles be reversed with the flat chuuni using a weird long incantation technique?
Yurine is too flat to be a proper Lina.
More like not flat enough.
Something about the noses that creeps me out
Medusa, dies, Jashin marries Mei.
Mei dies, Jashin marries kyon kyon.
Kyon kyon dies, Jashin marries Yurine.
Jashin accrues a lot of insurance money
Sasuga Jashin-chan-san!
God, I wish that was me
Post your cutest Jashin
K
>Chinese
>Spontaneously flammable
Checks out.
perfect
>Extra Manga 2. [The Undead]
>I sold a lot of books this week and I'm tired.
>Me too.
>You look very tired. I'll heal you by my divine strength.
>Thank you, Lierre!
>Ahaaaa...
>OH.
>[*The undead is damaged by the divine strength.]
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Snekcellent.
The boob holders or the boob holdee?
I'm gonna cum
The boobs
Outside! outside!
Sorry Yuri- Okaa-san.
thanks
Thanks!
Yurine im not gonna make it watch out!
The thought of Yurine making this face and telling some user to cum outside like a dog makes me laugh and horny.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Imagine breaking her vaginabones
Good night, sneks.
sleep well snek
Medusa explain!
Good night.
Is it possible to make Pekora snap? It seems no matter what happens to her she's pretty much incorruptible
user... shes already snapped
Hot
GRAB YOUR BEERS! IT'S TIME FOR FRIDAY NIGHT SNEK WRASSLIN'!
What are my fellow sneks drinking tonight?
Orange juice.
Sampler pack from a local brewery. Their India pale ale is pretty good
I'm finished drinking for the night butt I mixed root beer and vodka
Did Minos squeeze it for you?
>mixed root beer and vodka
Fellow man of culture
Is there a way to watch the whole thing ?
Wow, what the hell is her problem?
Incorruptible? She consorts with demons and witches! She dines with them, treats them as friends, and protects them from harm! SHE EATS DEMON FLESH! And reportedly finds it delicious. SHE should be the one in a panic over Lierre killing her, not Pino!
But as for breaking her, even a shooting star gives her hope. She's a tough nut to crack.
She's a devil, it's how she believes she's supposed to act.
There are a few different shows. A few were extras in the BD, search "VCB-Studio Jashin-chan Dropkick" and you should find them. Another lower quality one is online on some Asian streaming sites, search for "Stardom-[Jashin-chan Dropkick]- Natsuko, Shiki vs Mayu, Saki vs AZM, Konami"
Too drunk, meant for
>Wow, what the hell is her problem?
Nothing. Snek is perfect and Per-chan is shit.
>Too drunk
Is that a thing?
Fun fact: Per-chan's wrassler, Kashima Saki, is a pachinko addict.
I like that Per-chan. Fuck Yurine.
>Fuck Yurine.
Based
Am I the only person in these threads who doesn't drink at all (outside of weddings when I usually will partake in champagne)?
Yes
Verification not required.
I think a sneks are alcoholics. I thought it was actually illegal to snek post sober.
Naw, there are other teetotalers about. Some of us stay sober so as to not miss even a second of snek.
No, she was busy squeezing something else for me.
I love how much fun the stardom girls had in the snek event
>tfw no genki cow gf
Shiki didn't deserve what happened to her.
And Chiaki too cute.
Soon...
Finally Per-chan was properly evaluated highly.
Verification not required.
Where are the Pino lewds? She exist only to be lewded.
Not only is Any Forums a Christian blue board, user, but Pino is a Holy Christian Angel. I must insist that you stop with such requests.
Furthermore, Pino is a custodian. A janitor, if you will. And we all know that janitors, or "jannies" as they prefer to be called, are the most humble, up-standing, well-respected, selfless, and all-around wonderful people to grace The Lord's great green Earth. Why else would they do it for free??
Snek ass crack confuses me.
Really, the very notion that you would try to "lewd" someone in such a noble profession is just... just... like REALLY!!!
>t. hasn't read the manga
アルティメット 保管人
Some Pino amongst others.
Uncensored
>Per-Mama's pair-o-mamas
Bless you user. We don't deserve you.
Big nipples are ugly. Dumb titcows.
Yurine is the counter balance. Maybe she should have been flatter.
Fuck you, Yurine. You deserved everything The Professor did, and more.
Verification not required.
I h8 sneks w/ tids =(
Snek not mammal! They're not tits, they're venom sacks!
Fantastic
Bark like a dog for food!
night you sneks. thread better be alive when I wake up.
I stay sober because I don't like the taste of alcohol and it makes my tummy hurt and it kills gains
Some of you are alright, dont come to the Snek thread tomorrow
Do you mean venom sacs or are you implying that they're testicles?
Per-
mama
What is her nindo?
I want to bully paladin Ecute.
Gin and Jack Daniel's are fucking atrocious but Sailor Jerry and Wild Turkey are good shit.
What does she want?
Your snek
I just drink whatever. I cycle through brands to make things less boring.
Minos looks like spongebob
BIG hairclip
Try Blackheart rum. It's basically Sailor Jerry but half the price.
Fattail!
Pekora is so hot
Sailor Jerry is only 22USD for 1.75L and I've never seen the bigger bottles of Blackheart here. I like the Kraken the best, but it's more expensive.
Maybe she should go for a swim.
Now there are three of them?! This is getting out of hand!
Some sneks can reproduce through cloning.
Fuck, marry,kill
That shitty p*dobait vampire is getting too much attention
what are you doing Yukiwo. get your shit together. we want snek and Minos
Atre breastfeeding Ecute.
Right's arms makes her look like she's got massive tits.
Holy shit I love it
What do they taste like?
Gummy snakes
It's one of the times she has legs.
I doubt Pino would put herself in such a position because, given the size of her boobs, getting upright again would be a struggle.
That doesn't look drawn on...
Ew, keep that creature out of here
what the fuck happened to her...
some Any Forumsnon got ahold of her.. many such cases
jashin chan loves mayonnaise
By me.
I'm going to need the rest of this pic.
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Fried snek looks delicious.
Best damn daughter ever
Mayonnaise.
kek
Uhhhhhh
What has science done?!
>ywn witness snek driving a panda around the streets of Jinbocho
Do the angels get halos? If not, they're pretty much useless.
Mei. I'd promise her snek if she killed all my opponents. Or maybe just Pino so I could have a good fuck before I die.
My daughter is very smart to say that.
Why do my favorite girls always wield bats?
tell me about Daichi, why does she wear the mask?
>Who are you going to team up with!??
MY wife Minos, of course.
Daichi, no!
Not if I pick you up and throw you over my shoulder first you silly girl
She will get away...
Is...is that Lierre?
Where I can buy the Jashin plushie?
The original is non existent for sale anymore, and is now the most valuable thing on earth. The derp sweater version can still be bought I believe.
>Out of Stock
We only exist to suffer.
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Also, to any Jap-anons, what's an ERENCHAN? She seems to have had a snek collab.
I don't know what this is but, I love women in suits.
Damn it. I got into this series too late. I hope the great Jashin-chan-san will forgive me...
Eren-chan is an underground idol who participated in the Ecute audition and became one of the 11 finalists.
She had an event in Akihabara on January 23 with the voice actors Minos, Pekora and Mei.
jashinchan.com
It starts within 12 hours.
Thank you. So it appears that Snek's influence is ever expanding.
Soon...
So I guess Ecute is just Snek but uglier
Blackheart is around 20 bucks for an entire handle and it has the sane alcohol content as Jerry.
>Ecute is just Snek but uglier
I'll try it if I can find a handle, but I haven't seen them in the larger size is what I was saying. Sailor Jerry is only 22 dollars for the same amount, but I'm down to save a couple dollars.
>uglier
Ecute doesn't have a gross lower half
So she is just gross all over? Fat tail is top notch.
Even snek drops the tail for legs when she levels up.
The tail is too powerful for even snek to properly wield. If she would practice now and then she would be unstoppable.
Me.
>tail is too powerful
Checked and yes. There is a reason Ultimate-chan is 90% tail.
I want one so bad...
I wish I had bought about 5 when I got mine. I would have sold them at cost to my fellow sneks.
cringe
Kike
based
might be time for bed user you are probably drunk
Do you know what sell at cost means? I would be doing a people a favor, not that it matters because I didn't have the foresight to know they would vanish forever.
Settle down, Poporon.
Poporon needs the dick
I volunteer
The attractiveness of her ass is directly proportional to the severity of her mental illness
>severity of her mental illness
kek Pino is a janitor
I can help
Noel-chan!
I dislike her curls
Curls are Cute
SNEKS DON'T WEAR CLOTHES! REEEEE!!!
Goodnight, desu~no!
Good night.
Unless
I want to infect Yurine's seiyuu with my penis
What do you call shows like Jashin-chan, Milky Holmes, Leviathan, etc.? They seem to be similar to each other, more than the typical "cute girls" comedy like Gabu or Shamiko.