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>Let me just get the Flame Imperishable bro
Whats Adars master plan?
Galadriel could just sit in Lorien forever and the show would be better.
Gil-Galad will turn out to be Sauron.
>The only passable looking elf in the whole show
I hope they wont turn him into complete dickhead
The nigger elf is painfully miscast and breaks my immersion every time I see him. But the Black elf in the top left corner looks somewhat appropriate. I didn't even notice him.
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
>ON YOUR BOARDS SHILL THE SLOP
>LOOKING FOR NIGGERS THEY'RE IN THE PLOT (Huh)
>EVERY POST MAKE POCKET CHANGE
>BEZOS PAY ME, LAWD DEM RANGS (Woo!)
>WHERE THE GOYSLOP I GOTS TO KNOW
>GOTTA MAKE NEW THREADS FORE IT 404 (Huh)
>NIGGER ELF RAT WIFE I GOTSTA POST
>GAININ MONEY
>BEZOS DOUGH (Woo!)
>YO I JUST WORE OUT MY PURPLE DILATOR
>MY HOLE CLOSIN NOW, DOCTOR ISNT OPEN TILL LATER
>POST GOYSLOP WITH ONE HAND WHILE I HOLD MY WOUND OPEN
>MAKIN $.40 PER POST NO BALLS IN OUR SCROTUM
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
still not watching it
Man I'm usually really bad at being able to distinguish bad acting but this takes the cake.
pfffffffft
Galadriel acting and writing is the complete failure
Its fucking hilarious how missplaced her portrayal is
Only from the side though.
This series just keeps getting worse and idk how that’s even possible. The rodent is growing on me though
THERE IS A TAMPON IN ME !
holy acting
>"fuck i forgot my line"
*breaks into your highly guarded tower off screen*
you haven't seen shit yet
Why are elves and their gods such assholes?
>"Our island needs to stretch sometimes. Just like you."
>"There is a tempest inside me."
>The fucking well scene
>The fucking prison break scene
I don't know man
This is so stultifying and awful I don't know if I can go on
It just isn't even that fun to make fun of
It's so good plebs think it's bad.
>episode 4
wheel of time 2
This niggerfaggot was right - Sauron is actually hot and Ratladriel's fixing him
AHAHAHAHA is that cut between scenes real?!
i miss them so much bros
yoga elf episode when?
Durin is the only thing I like about this show
>literally shaking
Holy shit. Is this an edit?
Is she or the director trying to ape Blanchetts scenes? The ones where it was ethereal and slowed down to play up the otherworldly element with pauses and eye focus?
Boromir and Faramir should have been dark haired.
Hahahaha
the crazy thing is that none of these webms are edits. they are all completely real and have been broadcast to millions and millions of viewers
i have a problem i cant stop fapping to her
yesterday i started moaning and screaming while having a orgasm while fapping to her bazaar interview,i had tears in my eyes after
I'm quite literally a brazilian monkey and nothing made me more happy than to see a fantasy world full of white people. Bring them the fuck back.
>Frodo, have I ever told you what an insufferable cunt Galadriel was? That pussy was fire though, FR FR
Add this to the most prominent place
>yeah, just keep your sportswear on, nobody will notice
But them the boromir and aragon toys would look the same
seek help
No they probably didn't consider any of the material everyone is familiar with when they made this show.
lol
>Glorfindel
Ultra Chad
Based
Ah yes, the classic "I'm a huge bitch who takes the most unreasonable attitude towards every one I meet in every situation possible. Adore me"
Remember, people like this are your "tolkien scholars" now
Faramir was cute, but Boromir was handsome.
It's okay because she'll have a realisation moment in episode 7 ;)
>hoping for some actual funny webms like ep3 with horse and such
>get Trump allegory
>"As a white cisgendered male, it has been my luxury throughout my life to never have my existence questioned in a show or a film," said Trystan Gravelle, who plays Númenórean Pharazôn.
She's great, the entire show is basically filmed like a $400m theatre production. Which totally works for something like LOTR
Thats why they hired so many theatre actors, for their dramatic range, delivery and Shakespeare experience
Bongs/critics absolutely love the acting in this show, which should come as no surprise.
good morning ser, how is the poo curry today?
Her constant antagonism is so utterly unlikable. There are movies which depict villains more relatable and likable than this.
Based Good Cossutius
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honestly, i'd love to get a whiff of her farts
Wasn't Sauron supposed to be slowly seducing the people of Numenor with darkness and slowly winning them over to his side to corrup them?
Because in the show he's antagonising them, possing them off, robbing them and beating the crap out of them. Maybe the fat blacksmith Chud he beat us is actually Sauron and the show is going to say Sauron's evil actually sprung up due to him being a fat while middle aged male being beaten by a stronger foreigner
McKellen is also a sig ificsnt theatre actor, but I don't see him counting his line postion in his head on screen
Based
>Galadriel and Miriel bond over being girlbosses who're right when everyone else is wrong.
Holy shit... they gave up before they even started.
Didn't this happen towards the end of GoT too? People started noticing water bottles and cigarettes in some scenes?
i have never felt so much disgust when this faggot spoke about fixing sauron.
I need higher res to be sure
This fusing of Annatar and Numenor Saurom makes me think they're going to space this shit out over five seasons
>Tolkien scholar
>probably hasn't read Silmarillion
>probably hasn't read works of European mythology that constitute the basis of Tolkien's work
>Probably didn't even start with the Greeks
Jesus fucking Christ. When did incompetence become the norm? I want to off myself.
such a dumb cunt
New Got show had a greenscreen glove in it too
Gil Galad was the one who was weary about Sauron's return, not cuntladriel fuck this gay shit
>Halbrand casually giving advice to Pharazon through the cage
Very subtle.
I thought Sauron seduced people by taking the form of a silver-tongued twink Elf.
TolkienChads have been absolutely destroying lorelets all morning
It's been embarrassing
Why am I not surprised that mithril was discovered by a woman?
NO WAY HAHA
Sauron still hasn't come to Mordor. The season will end with the establishment of it, basically.
>be me
>dad comes to visit
>we go out to eat
>come back home
>ask him if he wants to watch Rings of Power
>he begrudgingly says yes
>fire up first episode
>starts rambling incoherently about "woke propaganda"
>complains about black Hobbits and how Galadriel is feminist garbage
>doesn't even want to watch episode 2
>leaves
>mfw I just wanted to enjoy a show with him
Looks like Fox News got another one, I hope you fucking people are happy.
when will the low IQ niggers stop posting
Only for the elves when making the rings, 1600 years before him showing up to nemenor as himself.
>-100
>NZ tax payer give them money
>They fuck off to UK
>be me
>didnt watch LotR in a year
>decided to watch Gandalf vs Balrog
>Glamdring's steel literally screams
>Chorus pumps the blood
>Decided to watch Rohirrims vs Kharadrims
>The acting of Theoden is fucking oscar-worthy
>The whole scene makes me tear up
>Realize that all 4 episodes of RoP hold less art and cinematic value than any single scene from the LotR
Damn, this show sucks hard. Its been 4 hours of the nothingburger.
yeah i love in the books how he shows up to "nemenor" in human form
wait. hmm...
Any Forums for 90% is filled with niggers who pretend to be white, what do you expect?
Why do people say this show looks amazing and beautiful? Sure the CGI and vistas are something else, but look at the composition of the frames, look at how jarring the cuts between camera shots are, look how they can't maintain a consistent position. This shots look like they were put together and edited by a middle schooler.
>r/television discussion thread for episode has less than 200 comments
>some random HOTD article post has over 500
This show is truly dead in the water isn't it?
It seems to lack a cohesive director or storyboarding unit.
>Why do people say this show looks amazing and beautiful?
why do you think robotic shill anons praise it constantly in every thread without interacting with the other posters in a human way? what could possibly be the reason behind constantly repeated senseless, awed praise of this stinking garbagefire?
Make Aragorn beardless.
I'm not watching the show, but I know Tolkien.
How does this scene make any sense when, even in this show, the Elves are in the process of leaving Middle Earth?
>"We hate you, Galadriel! Leave Numenor and never come back!"
*few leaves fall from a tree*
>"Please take our armies, Galadriel!"
There is no "director". Everything is stamped by a board of executives with no creative vision or goal. There can be no cohesion with such structure.
all shitposting aside, some of the sets actually do look good. that's about it though.
The falling of the leaves was Numenor's 9/11.