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/RoP/ - Rings of Power General
Cooper Ward
Anthony Green
Numenor sinks
Aaron Foster
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
>ON YOUR BOARDS SHILL THE SLOP
>LOOKING FOR NIGGERS THEY'RE IN THE PLOT (Huh)
>EVERY POST MAKE POCKET CHANGE
>BEZOS PAY ME, LAWD DEM RANGS (Woo!)
>WHERE THE GOYSLOP I GOTS TO KNOW
>GOTTA MAKE NEW THREADS FORE IT 404 (Huh)
>NIGGER ELF RAT WIFE I GOTSTA POST
>GAININ MONEY
>BEZOS DOUGH (Woo!)
>YO I JUST WORE OUT MY PURPLE DILATOR
>MY HOLE CLOSIN NOW, DOCTOR ISNT OPEN TILL LATER
>POST GOYSLOP WITH ONE HAND WHILE I HOLD MY WOUND OPEN
>MAKIN $.40 PER POST NO BALLS IN OUR SCROTUM
>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)
Jonathan Miller
Dead show
Dead career
Dead rodent
Adam Gutierrez
I'm gonna rope if the next episode isn't good.
Justin Allen
The people writing this best concept of inserting social commentary is literally taking “they took er jobs” unironically
Kayden Sullivan
>imagine the smell
she literally walks swaying her legs out because she's too fat
you mean the one that's out now or the next one?
Joshua Thomas
The nepotistic sound editor they haired can’t even match dialogue
William Parker
This general is dead as fuck, lmao.
Camden Reyes
or perhaps she had to film the walking scenes more than once and the chaffing was just too much to bear
Logan Wood
All 7 of us are watching rn
Austin Hughes
Human women owe me sex.
Adrian Fisher
NI- I MEAN ELF LOVER!!!
Ryan Collins
>I'm gonna rope if the next episode isn't good.
Actual line from it, get ready:
>Elves have come ashore here. They work long and can live forever and can take our jobs!!
Ian Martin
Numenor sets and costumes look fucking awful
I hate this show, fuckkkk
Aaron Martin
ELF LOVER.. MAKE NUMENOR GREAT AGAIN! DEY TOOKER JABS!!!!
Julian Bailey
>NI- I MEAN ELF LOVER!!!
You have to love how on some level, even the soiboy millennial writers knew what every normal guy in the country would be thinking when watching their pile of shit
Thomas Moore
THEY HANDLED DWARVEN REINCARNATION
LORE TROLLS GET FUCKED
THEY HANDLED DWARVEN REINCARNATION
LORE TROLLS GET FUCKED
Brandon Garcia
We /Sloppin/ hard over here fellas?
Ayden Reyes
Mx'axm look at the actual state of your show right now
Nolan Davis
Elendil, elven speech is banned, you can't just fucking speak quenya in front of the queen regent
Parker Allen
this dialogue is so fucking bad
Blake Torres
>Elendil I have nigger babies to kiss you're just lord of one of the five major regions of the island what's your name again I forget
Nathan Jones
how long does it take for someone to upload it roughly speaking? its been 45 mins since it came out
Landon Campbell
What killed the hype?
Anthony Brooks
Anti-shills are mentally ill.
Henry White
>literally crying grown man isildur getting berated by a random nigger
Easton Cooper
Boooooooring
Where's the freaking killing
Benjamin Johnson
Isaac Jones
>they handled Elendil being a lord
>they handled Dwarven reincaration
can't wait to see what lore trolls will desperately nitpick on now
Benjamin Jones
Bro you are literally missing a buffy the vampire slayer period piece episode but with no one hot in it
Hunter Howard
Disa's singing made me CUMMMMMMM
Parker Bennett
>they handled Elendil being a lord
Benjamin Nguyen
Grayson Hernandez
>they addressed Galadriel acting inappropriately and how she needs to accept some mansplaining
Antishills btfo, Galadriel character progression already happening
Julian Walker
This fashion for hair is fucking cool af. reminds me of butterfly clips from the 90s
Her costume is *chefs kiss*
Elijah Bailey
Jesus now the rat is going bald
Oliver Myers
That was a fucking banger of an episode. Loved every second of the dwarf storyline, nice reveal with the barkeep, and I'm really glad that they didn't make tar-miriel a "yas queen slay" and had her send galadriel away until the literal gods sent a message "we will drown your entire fucking island if you do this".
Halbrand being a bit too smart though, I'm still like 80% sure he's not sauron but this episode really didn't help.
Gavin Lewis
Numenor is full of chads confirmed