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Samuel Green
David Sanchez
ATTENTION ALL!
Ryder Bell
TWO COCKS IN ONE NIGHT FOR THE REALM'S DELIGHT???
DID YOU SAY IT????
Jack Lopez
Why are all the Iron bankers (((Braavosi)))?
William Collins
First for Elmo Tully
Wyatt Reed
Under MY protection!
Logan Mitchell
All things considered, the casting choices were quite good.
Charles Martin
>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Joshua Butler
STARKEKS LMAO
>ancient hero builds a wall
>wildling Bael the BVLL sneaks over
>cums inside virgin Stark daughter
>entire Stark line descends from this act of cuckery
Oliver Thomas
>Why is a Braavosi bank Braavosi?
Jordan Morris
>The Jon Snow show will be good
>ASOIAF/GoT will get a faithful adaptation as a reboot very soon
This is just cope and you know it. Jon Snow show can never be good if it's based off HBO GoT which after season 4 is simply not good for any sequel. A reboot will never happen. What is worse is David has 2 GoT shows listed on his imdb as in-production which is a terrifying thought considering how he ruined GoT.
Jace Lee
>YOU'RE FIIIREEEEEED OTTO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK? YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER WANTEEEED! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU'RE BEING LET GO, LAID OFF, TERMINATED, DISMISSED, DISCHARGED, DESELECTED, DECRUITED, LATERALIZED, LIQUIDATED, OUTSOURCED, EXPUNGED, RESHUFFLED, SEPARATED, WAIVED, REALIGNED, UNASSIGNED, SMARTSIZED, BANGALORED, FREED, RELEASED, LET LOOSE, LET OUT INTO THE WILD, MADE REDUNDANT, SENT PACKING, RELIEVED OF YOUR DUTIES, GIVEN A REST, ALLOWED A RESPITE, SHOWN THE DOOR, GIVEN A CAREER CHANGE OPPORTUNITY, PUT ON INDEFINITE IDLING, IGNORED IN THE HEADCOUNT, RECYCLED OUT OF THE CREATIVE POOL, FREED UP FOR THE FUTURE, INVITED TO BE SUCCESSFUL ELSEWHERE, YOUR DEPARTURE IS BEING NEGOTIATED, WE FEEL YOU'D BE A BETTER FIT ELSEWHERE, THAT YOUR SKILLS ARE BEING PUT TO WASTE HERE, THAT YOUR OUTLOOK AND TALENTS ARE IDEALLY SUITED TO THE FREELANCE SECTOR, THAT WE ARE NO LONGER IN ALIGNMENT, WE ARE RESTRUCTURING, REFORMING, RECALCULATING, REEVALUATING, EVOLVING, WE ARE RETHINKING OUR AGREEMENT AND YOU SHOULD RETHINK YOUR FUTURE OTTOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK OF THAT?? Please leave your pin at the door.
Alexander Hill
Based Otto poster
Angel Moore
Rhaenyra's
>House Velaryon (later joined the Greens)
>House Stark and the whole North
>House Arryn and the whole Vale
>House Tully (after Grover Tully died)
>House Greyjoy and the whole Iron Isles
>House Blackwood
>House Bracken (after they lost one battle against the Blackwood)
>House Darry
>House Staunton
>House Massey
>Bar Emmon
>House Darklyn
>House Stokeworth (later joined the Greens)
>House Rosby (later joined the Greens)
>Hayford
>Harte
>Crabb
>Brune
>House Celtigar
>Mooton
>House Frey
>House Charlton
>House Mallister
>House Piper
>Rooter
>Vance of Wayfarer's Rest
>Smallwood
>Butterwell
>Woode
>Grey
>Deddings
>Bigglestone
>Woode
>Beesbury
>Caswell
>Costayne
>Grimm
>Merryweather
>Mullendore
>Oakheart
>Rowan
>Tarly
>Buckler
>Fell
Aegon's
>House Lannister and the whole Westerlands
>House Baratheon
>Hightower
>Peake
>Redwyne
>Vance of Atranta
>House Strong
>Fossoway
>Roxton
>Ambrose
>Norcross
>Rodden
>Graceford
>Risley
>Wylde
Oliver Reyes
NUUUUUH
YER LYIN
OLD NAN NEVUH SED IT
Bentley Russell
Looking forward to Harwin Strong scenes and his strong boys.
Connor Ramirez
Thomas Gutierrez
>wait brother don’t take the picture ye-
Dylan Carter
Will there ever be GOT films? War of the ninepenny Kings is something that’s too short for a TV series.
Jaxson Watson
Does he get to build one more LEGO set before the Dance? :(
Colton Flores
user... wildlings blood is hot (especially wildling pussy)
Benjamin Nelson
>dont fucking hang this on dragonstone
Elijah Wilson
Could any HotD character stop him?
Elijah Harris
cuddles, kisses, hugs
Hudson Gonzalez
She looks like she fucks Velaryons.
Adam Baker
mommy > monke
David Wood
cuckoldry is the one consistent subject that gurm never gets bored of.
Dominic Gray
>THANKS DAD, NOW DON'T MAKE ME PAY THE TOLL FOR BURNING THE COLE!
Xavier Sanders
for real how can you not be on team hightower unless you just like fucking chaos & drama
> if we didnt know how this ended would anyone be on dragon fuckers side
Chase Hughes
BIG KCNOKERS
Josiah Hughes
>>House Baratheon
Probably the biggest jobber of the entire war
Kevin Allen
They were the one thing stopping a Dornish invasion.
William Turner
Maario Naharis
Samuel Evans
:3
John Phillips
Jon Snow was destined to be a virgin for life and some wildling ruined that for him.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Martin
>w-we would have fought earlier but muh Dornish!
Cope
David Wright
That's ironic because she didn't use protection, and Daemon offered!
Adam Long
Jon Snow's wife, played by Kit Harrington's wife
Jonathan Garcia
yOU OTTO MAKE aEMOND YER HEIR
Robert Reyes
Why is Rhaenyra such a whore bros??
Isaac Reyes
There are unironically targfags in this general. I know, it's horrifying.
Chase Lewis
Aiden Peterson
BIG BUNGUS
Jackson Gutierrez
Because GRRM has no creativity when it comes to royal drama.
Jaxon Clark
blood of the dragon made her a feisty lass
Jeremiah Brown
I hope they hired the nudity consultant for her
Luis Allen
What are the chances Robert regularly subjected Cersei to Dutch Ovens?
Tyler Nelson
>whore
>only has sex once
Brandon Wilson
it's in her species' nature
Connor Walker
does anyone have that picture of that message board where the women are boning out about the hound and GRRM is asking why not samwell
Benjamin Rivera
Listen I like chaosh and drama but even I don't like Hightowers cause they are shit at it.
Aiden Miller
He always had the D.A.D.S. too, probably horrible cover or not. I bet he shit the bed a lot too
Carson Fisher
its literally the law. Greens are the usurpers
Austin Hughes
Imagine holding the only daughter of Lord Tywin Lannister under your bedsheets and making her inhale your farts
Cooper Watson
I wish Cersei would dutch oven me
Hunter Anderson
Someone needs to illustrate with a nice greentext.