How about an all-black remake of REAL classic films. I for one would love to see a remake of pic related with a banging Hip-Hop and r&b update to all the songs.
What do you guys think? Any other films you want to see brought into the 21st century?
As Long As We're "Updating" Everything
Fuck you bitch
what would you do if you were a rich man, Any Forums?
Me personally? I'd biddy biddy bum.
I liked Fiddler on the Roof, and yes, you hit upon the perfect example to expose the hypocrisy of this bullshit. It is, to a significant extent, a vindictive attack on white people and vengeance culture, not a wholly naive yet high minded ideals over diversity.
Yeah, bro, we get it. The Hollywood Jews are blackwashing everything but won't blackwash a story about Jews.
Apply yourself.
I think that for the most part, the only Jews who would be annoyed by a Fiddler on the Roof remake starring black people would be relatively conservative and/or Orthodox Jews who have little power in Hollywood anyway.
Plus you're making a false comparison. Fiddler on the Roof is a political movie so the right comparison wouldn't be putting blacks into Little Mermaid or whatever the fuck, but more like making an American Revolution movie where George Washington is black. And to my knowledge, not even the most woke of woke people have ever tried to do anything like that.
Schindler’s List with an all black cast.
Black Hitler is really not that far fetched anymore
Niggler on the Roof
>Russian Christians are le bad
>Russian Jews are le good
The movie/musical
jews are kind of black already living in communal huts like in this movie
>And to my knowledge, not even the most woke of woke people have ever tried to do anything like that.
That's pretty much what Hamilton is, though.
I think you should make it. I mean, it's not like you are too poor and stupid.
WTF was her problem, bros?
this is actually not a bad idea
remake minstrels with blacks in white face and a purple nose
remake the color purple with an all-white cast
remake casablanca [cribanegro]
>Is that... A LE ROOF?
>AHHHHHH I'M GONNA FIDDLE
>I'M COMING AND SHITTING AND FARTING AND FIDDLING AAHHHH
>THANK YOU ROOF MAN
The plot wouldn’t work without Judaism. Really, “all black” remakes can work, like the Wiz, but usually they update the setting (instead of Kansas it’s Harlem). Fiddler could maybe work as a similar story in the south but it would be lacking without the jewish aspects that the story hinges on. The main problem is inserting random blacks into places they wouldn’t be, like a mostly white European kingdom, or a fantasy world like Middle Earth where the region is clearly Europe.
>blacks can't swim
>make one into a fish
Aladdin remake with african setting would've been 10x better than Ariel and the actual live action aladdin they did. but hellmouth gonna hellmouth
They made that joke on Community