We all owe him an apology

We all owe him an apology.

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how'd he break it

he tried to take those old records off the shelf

Why do celebrities ever expect me to feel bad for them? You nearly died? Good, I mean, bad that you didn't die. Fuck you

He was running around his palatial estate and cracked his jaw on his fountain

botched surgery

bruh he’s just addressing gossip, he isn’t begging for likes and attention. Take your meds

I'M SO SORRY JOSH I NEVER SHOULD'VE DOUBED YOU

Yeah and I’m the queen of England.

he tripped over his carpet

I'm not your "bruh", nigger.

Hell has wifi?

kek

>The actor says that while running at his home, he accidentally tripped on a pair of socks, which caused him to smash his chin and jaw on a granite fountain and faint.

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brought the phone up to his face too hard and quickly as he took the call

I just saw the interview and there is no way he didn't have work done. He looks totally bogged, not just his jaw.

I'm still waiting for any pictures of him after the accident

Went down on a 12 year old. Too tight. Near snapped his neck. Or he was chasing a mouse around around the house, like he was fucking Tom, and ran into a wall and a vase fell on his head.

it is like those people that show up at hospitals that fell off a ladder and landed right on a dildo

my boy zac went deep inside vanessa

He was sliding around the house in his socks after watching Feris Bellure's Day Off and he fell on a Dominions pizza box, shattering his jaw on his collection of Faberge eggs.

>YOU RANG?

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FUCK YOU.

Kill yourself. No one will miss you.

How does licking something break your neck?

>tfw there is a follow up video showing that he not only survived but the doctors take that shit off him, it went from his ass through his fucking face. You can see the wall on the other side of the hole after they pull out.
Fucking hell.

>this nigga don't know how to eat

Yeah I'm not going to feel bad for a guy who has a home so large he goes for runs in it and hurts himself on his fucking fountain....and he's got SOCKS just lying around oooh la la

>Efron has cum socks lying around his house
he's just like me bros ...

This is true

He looked at me wrong

He didn't survive long. He died of internal damages not long after they took it out of him. Which is fucking stupid, I understand the hippocratic oath or whatever the fuck dictates they need to do everything they can to save him, but the internal damages alone would make any amount of time left a living hell, even if he did make it through, he'd never walk atleast with out a massive limp, eating would have complications, not to mention the embarrassment of taking something so far up the ass even bad dragon enthusiasts are blushing.
Just inject him with enough morphine to numb the pain, then more so he just slips into death after passing out

Hes fine now. He's a bus driver

I'd just ask the doctors to put me down at that point.

sucking dick

Fucking hell.

>took him a year and the best he could come up with was I fell over because of socks.

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