>I LOVE BERRIES MMM I LOVE SQUISHING THEM AGAINST MY FAT LIPS, PORCINE MOUTH AND BULBOUS TOUNGE I LOVE THE WAY THEY BURST AND POP AND DRIZZLE DOWN MY LIPS AND BOTH OF MY CHINS I QUIVER WITH DELIGHT AT BERRIES, I AM SAMWISES LOVE OF POTATOES FEMINIZED FINALLY I LOVE BERRIES AND HOW THE TANG AND SEED SPLURTS OUT OF MY MOUTH I FEAR NO WOLF FOR I WALK THE BERRY PATH THERES BERRY SENSE AND NONCE SENSE AND I LOVE THE WAY THE BERRIES TASTE AND FEEL AND I DONT LIKE NORI MAKING ME WALK MY WHILE FAMILYS DEAD, THEIR BELLIES BURST FULL O BERRIES I WISH LEADER NEGROFOOT WOULDNT LAUGH ABOUT MY VERY DEAR, BERRY KILLED FAMILY OF FAT GIT LOSERS THAT WIZARD HAS A BIG DICK NORI DO YOU THINK HIS BERRIES ARE RIPE I LOVE BERRIES IS JUST WHAT I NEED YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ME, POPPY, THE BERRY LOVING FAT LOSER WHO CANT EVEN GET ONE OF THESE HARLEMFOOTS TO HELP WITH MY WAGON AND IM SICK FROM BERRIES BUT NOT OF BERRIES BECAUSE I LOVE BERRIES SO MUCH I CANT WALK AND HAVE PICOS AND HAES BERRIES DONT DEFINE ME BUT I LOVE BERRIES WAIT DONT LEAVE ME AND MY BERRIES BEHIND!
I LOVE BERRIES MMM I LOVE SQUISHING THEM AGAINST MY FAT LIPS...
>1Billion dollars
Billion dollars
they really, really, really don't understand hobbits, huh?
Hobbit life is comfy and nostalgic, harfoot life leaves behind the weak and injured to die or exposure. Something tells me if blacky harlemfoot got injured he'd cancel the while migration for equity and inclusion reasons tho. Only whitey mcbadfather is gonna get left fr fr no cap
>celebrimbors head on joker from the dark knight money burning scene.jpg
I mean I'd fuck her. How hairy do you think her pits, belly, legs, feet, toes, forearms, and nipples are?
I have no fucking idea what you just said. I think you're having a stroke.
>harfoot life leaves behind the weak and injured to die or exposure
That went really grim really fast.
>it's not about the ratings
>it's about sending (((the message)))
>MMMMMM MMMRRRPH BERRIES MMMRRRPH!
Damn that kid from Sweet Tooth really got fucking fat between seasons
>The thing about berries, and I like berries, folks, do I like berries. Hillary doesn't like berries, believe me, she's more of a cherry woman, ok. Those harfoots, I tell you, they're hobbits, right, they're not hobbits, they're harfoots, the African-American one and the Chinese ones, I didn't like the Chinese ones, but what are you gonna do.
that picture is nonsensical. that implies they burned the check before giving it to the JRR estate.
It should be him burning a pile of money if you want it to make sense.
Also they didn't give 1 billion to the Tolkien Estate, the 1 billion is how much they spent on the series.
Harfoots migrate and if you have a broken leg or twisted ankle they don't help you or carry your shit they leave you ass to get eaten by wolves nigga fr fr no cap
I like how they said they've been doing it for 1000 years and then they read the names of 3-4 people they all knew.
Tolkien's verses:
Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over stone,
And under mountains in the moon.
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star,
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
Amazon verses:
NOBODY GOES OFF THE TRAIL!
NOBODY WALKS Alone!
x5
Based
>blacky harlemfoot
kek
>Chinks did this?
I dont know about harfoots but Hobbits have extreme levels of body hair all over, like on their feet. It's actually a major plot hole in the lord of the rings trilogy where they never explained or explored the fellowships diligent shaving routine for the 4 Hobbits, as they appear relatively unhairy, but presumably their cocks and testes are unshod. Hickson prolly thought it would be too homoerotic to have sam and frodo profess their brotherly love for ewchother if they were all hairy and completely naked. They were naked in the books on mt.doom also.
BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM