WHAT A LIFE
Druk
did he died?
I choose to believe he one day decided to wake from his drunken stupor and apply himself, living happily ever after once he quit drinking the poison Jmjew
I bet he suffers from premature ejaculation
He died the next day
Of what
HIV
He's dead in the picture, he choked on his own vomit.
He's not dead, he's just cumming.
sleep tight steeler
You never passed out like that in your chair? Shit, it happens to me stone sober sometimes if I've been home all day and the warm sun is shining in the window
Never ever
see a doctor
Really? For the longest time I thought he had a heart attack or something.
>Alcohol
>Diet soda
>Energy drinks
Perfect recipe for acid reflux.
>mom won't talk to me because I drank the other night and now my grandmother's in the hospital because they think she'll have a stroke any minute
>the two events are completely unrelated but mom is in full-blown psycho mode
>told me that if my grandmother dies then she doesn't have a son
>I just want to watch TV and have a beer
So is this the part where I just move to another city and forget my batshit insane family?
If you live at home, stop drinking.
If you have your own job and place, cheers.
I like to think he killed whoever snuck in and took the picture.
You should see a doctor that ain’t normal
When I say stone sober, it really means I've been smoking spliffs every two hours since 5am
>Frog posting and Elon Husk (because he is an empty husk)
Crinch
>Smoking spliffs since 5am and passing out
Based
Shine on steely dan.