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The queen edition
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>milly gf poking you
Hunter schafer mmmm
THERES A BOAR COMING NED
I love her hair
>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
God, I will never experience that.
That boy thread, though
Cute. But post the trad Milly please
>YOU'RE FIIIREEEEEED OTTO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK? YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER WANTEEEED! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU'RE BEING LET GO, LAID OFF, TERMINATED, DISMISSED, DISCHARGED, DESELECTED, DECRUITED, LATERALIZED, LIQUIDATED, OUTSOURCED, EXPUNGED, RESHUFFLED, SEPARATED, WAIVED, REALIGNED, UNASSIGNED, SMARTSIZED, BANGALORED, FREED, RELEASED, LET LOOSE, LET OUT INTO THE WILD, MADE REDUNDANT, SENT PACKING, RELIEVED OF YOUR DUTIES, GIVEN A REST, ALLOWED A RESPITE, SHOWN THE DOOR, GIVEN A CAREER CHANGE OPPORTUNITY, PUT ON INDEFINITE IDLING, IGNORED IN THE HEADCOUNT, RECYCLED OUT OF THE CREATIVE POOL, FREED UP FOR THE FUTURE, INVITED TO BE SUCCESSFUL ELSEWHERE, YOUR DEPARTURE IS BEING NEGOTIATED, WE FEEL YOU'D BE A BETTER FIT ELSEWHERE, THAT YOUR SKILLS ARE BEING PUT TO WASTE HERE, THAT YOUR OUTLOOK AND TALENTS ARE IDEALLY SUITED TO THE FREELANCE SECTOR, THAT WE ARE NO LONGER IN ALIGNMENT, WE ARE RESTRUCTURING, REFORMING, RECALCULATING, REEVALUATING, EVOLVING, WE ARE RETHINKING OUR AGREEMENT AND YOU SHOULD RETHINK YOUR FUTURE OTTOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK OF THAT?? Please leave your pin at the door.
Would he have made her happy?
pic related is the only Queen I kneel to
Lel
>Banana cake with your tea, user?
based shill thread
One of the Brothel Queens?
No she is into manly men with big shoulders. Alicent is more the Ara-Ara type.
My trad queen, she's just want to read book and eat only cakes.
Do you agree /got/hotd/?
For me it's Queen Dany
I fucking love the greens
Dreading this.
Not only are they almost certainly having Daemon kill her in the show, she's cute as hell too?
And she's probably going to be perfectly cool and wants to try and make it work but Daemon hates her because he ~can't control her~ or some shit (even though he likes Mysaria whose only character trait seems to be that she refuses to be controlled)
yes
>Alt Schwift X
Yep he's not wrong, Hotd is better so far.
Rhaenyra's costumes look really nice
Yeah, but it's not a fair comparison. Fire and Blood is an in universe history book so obviously the show is better and more detailed.
SACKED
God it's tiring and lonely being the only pasta user awake
I just wish hotd had a few more scenes where the other council members get some focus. Beesbury is a non character right now.
>House of the Dragon show is way better than the Fire & Blood book
Is he just retarded or what?
She herself look very nice let alone with a costume on.
Only if he's talking about older seasons.
Early got still mogs hotd completely.
youtube.com
He's there just to say "gods bee good" and then get his throat slit by Criston
Kind of yeah.
GoT had great casting, but horrible writing.
The moment they ran out of book material it instantly turned into shit. The imbeciles who watched the show didn't notice for a while because they only cared about sex scenes and violent executions. But you can only get so far with that shit before you run on fumes.
And obviously the show is better than the shitposty history book style summary of hundreds of years. But at the same time the dialogue of the show is way worse than what we had in early seasons of GoT when they still based the dialogue on the books.
>so obviously the show is better and more detailed.
>than the history book
user... Blood & fire has a lot more material to sift through than the show. A lot more. The show is describing the story the book's history describes. That's it. It's a better story, not a better legendarium.
Nah...I think Otto will be involved with her death instead of Daemon
Charles Dance is too fucking kino, his Tywin is one of the rare instances where the show comfortably outclassed the books
He is somewhat right. For example Viserys in the book is nothing compared to the character they made him on show. He got elevated. The Nyra/Alicent friendship is also very interesting.
I had more fun reading Blood & Fire than watching a nigger replace my favorite book character.
based
although im having a lot of fun reading f&b
i FUCKING called it, i knew that the more they bigged up the 'bronze bitch' and her ugliness the hotter she would turn out to be, outing daemon as the whiny entitled sadboy cunt that he is.
Based believer
Tywin in the books is way more of a spiteful evil shithead, whereas the show Tywin definitely feels like just a pragmatist. It even cut out the Tysha plot.
>He got elevated.
He's an exceptional instance, going by Martin's words.
You may as well point out that the original show did the Moon Door better. Or the Maester chains better. But you still don't call the show itself better.
House of the Dragon is still shit and lacks the historical realism (especially the ages) of Blood & Fire.
why are the greens like that
For every thing the show did better than the books, there are ten other things the show did worse.
Daemon is an unstable retard. More news at eleven.
I should have clarified I meant more detailed in its characterisation.
>so who's Lord of Storm's End now?
>does anybody know who's Lord of Storm's End?
>*silence from a hall of 200 people*
What the fuck I thought this was a /got/ meme. How the fuck is this a real scene?
he wont kill her i know this for a fact
dont ask how
>Charles Dance is too fucking kino, his Tywin is one of the rare instances where the show comfortably outclassed the books
You must have forgotten the absolute cringe that is his scenes with arya
>backing up GoT
Sad of how low an user can sink
Good, the Tysha plot is unrealistically grim derp
He's not wrong, House of the Dragon is fixing a lot of flaws with the F&B story, like endearing us to Alicent, explaining some of Viserys' inner turmoil, showing a more balanced view since we see Rhaenyra is a spoiled bitch... Etc.
It's probably going to be more balanced and more thought-out.
But I don't? Martin likes the show Moon Door better. That's all I'm saying.
>could creampie monke every night
>didn't do that
why is he like this
He bats for another team
>House of the Dragon is fixing a lot of flaws with the F&B story
You could not sound any more pretentious right now.
It's called character development, because it's a show about characters. Fire & Blood is a historical overview/brief. Good lord. I doubt the show will top anything like Aerea.
I would not be surprised if when it came to consummating the marriage he had erectile dysfunction, felt humiliated and that is part of the reason why he hates her.
I only watched season 1 so I can't say
Because they are despicable wastes of oxygen who deserve to be tortured to death. Blood and Cheese was nothing.
No shit, we are talking about a historical book, giving him 1 line would already be elevating him
Ay' V, when Laenor said he was a dragon rider, who knew that's what he meant
So you agree that HotD develops character far better than GoT?
Tywin in the books is hard to imagine even existing as a real person. Like you can only imagine subordinates or his children talking to him because any person who has no reason to put up with him would just ignore him and treat him as autistic. In the show, he is much more believable.
he prefers to be creampied every night himself
In areas, sure. It's a weighing matter.