Wait, he's supposed to be the villain?
Wait, he's supposed to be the villain?
I don't know, I don't watch goyslop
>buzzword of the month
I hate you fags so much.
Not him but market your kike trash elsewhere pls
>wants to kill all the gods
>Gods are repeatedly shown to be cunts
where's OP's picture from?
Jealous we are advancing language while you guzzle kikecum
this is a cringe sovless not kino post, now enjoy (((your))) goyslop faggot shill
Goyslop
what's that?
t. golem
It’s a cheesy superhero movie where love wins. Stop malding
Soulless chi cartoons created to pacify and morally condition the underclass of mystery meat peasants
Is that Dick Cheney?
no, he's the antagonist. I hope you know the difference. also a shit movie anyway. I mean, 2 movies: one is a retarded comedy and the other movie is the one Bale is in, alone.
>create DC villain for le zany marvel romcom
>forced to isolate his arc from the main story so that people still take both seriously
It felt like there were chunks of his footage that were edited out. His character right flow right.
is the OP picture from a cartoon?
>mfw the poop won't come out
watched it today, pirated of course.
what a fucking shitshow, even for mcu standards
>No asguardians of the galaxy. Guardians just drop thor off and never return
>Korg is unfunny as shit
>screaming goats in every scene
>Jane foster being worthy of the mjolnir for 0 reason
>That god castle scene with zeus that dragged on for way too long
>none of the songs fitting themes/scenes
>Army of thor children
>God butcher just gives up at the end and decides to ressurect his daughter
>Jane just dies off screen
Fighting scenes had terrible choreography, gorr moved like a grandma with cancer he pretty much is one here . All cgi was early ps3-tier, specially the black&white planet.
even when he was in the same scene as the others leads, he literally felt out of place.
>Gorr: (ominous warped voice) CALL THE AXE
>Thor: (absolutely normal everyday tone) I'll call the axe when you call the dentist.
It felt stupid because Gorr's backstory is that his daughter died in his arms because his god was a piece of shit. if he had been just a cartoonish evil villain it could have been funny. Gorr makes no jokes in the movie and it makes sense. Jane jokes about her own stage 4 cancer.
who the fuck wrote this
>>Jane just dies off screen
I'm not defending the movie, but bro, she literally dies in full view. unless the digital version is different from the theatrical?
Korg was always extremely unfunny and I don't know how anyone can like him.
Why does the movie portray him as evil for wanting to get rid of all gods when they only show how much of an asshole gods can be? They spend most of their time planning orgies and counting their sacrifices
Wouldnt know, had to turn it off after 40 minutes
Why, was there a fire or did you have to go pick someone up?
my dick went limp after 40 minutes
What a waste of Christian Bale. Even though he is hamming it up he absolutely shits on every other actors performance in this film. The only reason to even consider watching that drek.